Kay Melton

An ugly personality will ruin a beautiful face.

[Kathlyn Johnson @63Dtulueva]

You 12 years old and u claim to be a "bad bitch"? Sit yo lil azz down and get hooked on phonics.

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

I am always right even when I am right about being wrong.

[Kay Melton @UBorislav]

"You should've come with us!" "Well, inviting me would've been nice..."

[Kay Melton @UBorislav]

It is better to be laughed at for not being married than to be unable to laugh because you are.

[Kay Melton @UBorislav]

Police Officer: "Freeze!" .. Criminal: "EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!"

[Kay Melton @UBorislav]

School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1=2 Beyonce taught us that. Spanish: We have Dora...

[Kay Melton @UBorislav]

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

[Kari Voss @pavlamikhaylus1]

Lil' Bow Wow is now Bow Wow, Lil' Romeo is now Romeo, when is Lil' Wayne gonna grow up?

[Kay Melton @UBorislav]

Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain. Twitter is my heart.

[Kay Melton @UBorislav]

Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family.

[Mary Citizen @Q7Rudukha]

It's getting late and the kids are still hunting for eggs... Hmm, I guess I should've hidden some.

[Kay Melton @UBorislav]

I opened up a bottle of coke and it said, "Sorry, you didn't win". I didn't even know I was playing, yet I was still disappointed.

[Annie Griffiths @kemaneva_mr]

1-800-CHOKE-A-HOE

[Kay Melton @UBorislav]

I don't hate you it's just...... No I hate you.

[Cheryl Collins @ipochkarev]

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

[Kay Melton @UBorislav]

Pretending to care about a teachers personal life, to waste time in class.

[Kay Melton @UBorislav]

Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Love Friday. Enjoy Saturday. Damn Sunday.

[Kay Melton @UBorislav]

It is not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

[Cynthia Leonard @ostros2]

I always give 110% at work, I just happen to spread it out over five days.

[Kay Melton @UBorislav]

Never regret any of the shit you've done, Because in the end it's what makes you who you are.