The Clubfoot

Actuary and chess enthusiast; keep it chill

[Oliver Roeder @ollie]

look on my 1,776-foot flagpole and 2-acre american flag, ye mighty, and despair: https://t.co/pc3fxUBNlF

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@ollie Great piece as always, Ollie

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@ExcelHumor B2

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@Targ_Nation ? Trusting Cersei is what led to her burning kings landing. When did trusting men ever bite her in the ass? She trusted Ser Jorah and banished him for betraying her; she trusted Jon and fucked him; she trusted terion and admittedly he was dumb; what else was of consequence?

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@raising_kane1 😩

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I’ve had 0 trick or treaters tn. This is my first Halloween in my own apt and I bought full-size candy bars to hand out. My fondest memories as a kid are of Halloween. I was really looking forward to the nostalgia of hearing “trick or treat” from kids in cool costumes :(

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@TheOneGoofygirl @AdamParkhomenko Have you literally ever heard of the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Junior

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@thinkercooke THE HIGHTOWUSSY

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@mariyyum

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@IlhanMN @lularobs congrats

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@JoshuaPHilll Nah warren buffet is actually legit

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@forgettably_me @LudwigAhgren Shoulda been Miss Scarlet smh

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@LudwigAhgren That’s Professor Plum, to you.

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@RonnyJacksonTX Ok so do something

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@fasc1nate This is 100000% fake. An opal that vibrant and that large is worth at least 100k. Nobody’s gonna risk ruining it by hitting it with a hammer.

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@pickem_sports @ok_sure_bitch @CourtTV There’s this thing called the constitution brother. Check it out some time.

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@Theholisticpsyc Pee is stored in the balls

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@elonmusk @ChananBos @SquawkCNBC @Kasparov63 Bro don’t you have like 100 kids

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@ancientorigins

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@_danielleeeees @GetWokeGoBroke5 I mean I can give you spoilers if you really want em lol