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[Welp @udidthisjgilde]

This makes a lot more sense once you realize Markwayne has a kid named Prestonbrooks

[POLITICO @politico]

GOP Sen. Markwayne Mullin nearly got into a physical fight during a Senate committee hearing today.

"If you want to run your mouth... we can finish it here,” he said, before telling Teamsters President Sean O'Brien to “stand your butt up.”

[Welp @udidthisjgilde]

We're going to ban people under 25 from traveling to the UK. And from them traveling here.

Oh you brits want to study at our fine university's? Back to merry Ole England with your bad candy.

Vivek will be mad at me that I'm spoiling his next speech

[Welp @udidthisjgilde]

My brother @ericgilde just sent me this picture of gummy worms from England. This is wrong. Im changing my entire political alignment based on this picture.

Im team Vivek now. Let's Vivek this.

[Welp @udidthisjgilde]

My boy Vivek will promise to like make England a colony through Congress then ban beans at breakfast. He's the champion we need in the face of this evil.

[BIFF WIFF 👕🧍 @REALBIFFWIFF]

Big night for our Shirt Brother Nikola Jokic!

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

I admire a businessman who’s fearless enough to tweet “Why won’t someone buy MY product when they ask people to buy THEIR product” when most others would consider it humiliating loser talk

[Welp @udidthisjgilde]

I for one am glad that the bad guy from Poltergeist 2 is alive, at CPAC and texting me about it

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

Big sports guys

[Bugs (like the bunny) 💗🖤💗 @bugsmaytrix]

suspending the star of bethlehem for sharing jesus's assassination coordinates

[wint @dril]

blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

lol a real-life “they were saying boo-urns”

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

okay so I'm growing concerned about the whole AI thing

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

remember when nick fuentes said that having sex with women is gay

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Trump has to be one of the first cast members of Home Alone 2 to sell stolen nuclear secrets to the Saudis for $2 billion

[Ruben Gallego @RubenGallego]

The fucking former President of the United States tried to lead the coup himself. Assaulted secret service and tried to drive himself.

[Heartland Signal @HeartlandSignal]

🧵 Republicans are downplaying the overturning of Roe v. Wade as a return of the debate over abortion rights to the states. Here’s a reminder of who that decision is being (or may be) handed to:

[Welp @udidthisjgilde]

This tweet is incredible after that hearing

[Ashley Hinson @hinsonashley]

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