ronnie

[Fred Figglehorn @mirbartierr]

When shorty ask u “What did u eat today?” And u gotta lie cuz u ate
12 icecream sandwiches

[joy 🇵🇸 @cheetoharot]

Someone got kicked off of their parents' insurance plan because flock cameras were able to see that they spend the night at their gf's house multiple times a week. the insurance company used that as an excuse to kick them off and charge them separately

[lesbian satan @harleydarlings]

STEVIE NICKS DON’T MAKE UNNECESSARY JOURNEYS DON’T TAKE RISKS ON TREACHEROUS ROADS AND DON’T SWIM IN THE SEA

[em @exemmaa]

fuck a lover have yall ever missed a sandwich so much that it haunts you

[t. @lighttmylove]

AND FUCK JOLENE!!

[🌤️ shay/solstice @lardygew]

having a twin sized bed all your life and moving up to a full or a queen will have you sleeping with things in your bed you would’ve never imagined before

[Vrilbilly @gothnationalist]

Whatever fat stoned genius came up with the cookout menu should be crowned as a true American hero and celebrated.

[Weekend At Bernie’s (1989) (Blu-ray) @Larg_eazy]

Jersey Shore Season 1 should be in the Smithsonian

[david @_elvishpresley_]

got kicked off Odysseus’s boat for saying “sooo THAT just happened” after every island

[້ @SEVEREDHELLY]

Getting a cinema membership instead of a gym membership

[pj @pjayevans]

I love drinking chasers. Just drinking a bunch of chasers all night. Diet coke

[manic pixie wet dream girl @archfemesis]

I can’t wait for Love Island to be over so I can go back to watching movies again

[MovieBoy @movieboy69]

Doing drugs and watching cinema

[. @playboicurrryy]

high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed

[. @Fimiye]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[Sidetalk Sports @sidetalksports]

NAHHH 😭

[trash jones @jzux]

me: i don’t think you were supposed to cut my arms and legs off

AI doctor: you’re absolutely right to push back. you are bleeding out

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

love island producers really did their big ones with these face cards #loveislandusa

[Shayneisfree @shaynefreeman19]

Just checked what’s in the refrigerator