dumbinch 👽

anything can be a ufo if you're bad enough at identifying things

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics

[jeffy @retrojeff3]

i went to the loml store and you were the only person working

[Focus Features @FocusFeatures]

In da clurb, we all distant and brooding 😔

[Christin @hexprax]

Sorry, but if a psycho serial killer wants to randomly stab me because they want to steal my job or whatever it is it’s going to be while I’m having a good day not shivering in fear in a Ford Super Duty. Like grow up, that’s life, you can’t control for the horns of wild oxen.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

need to queen out with them

[ur hot dad @eikcinek]

i LOVE illegal immigration tf get in here bitch

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

loving the sphere

[💡 @aeioudison]

He’s so real

[Kaiju Clutch @KaijuClutch]

fuck it charli xcx gorilla edit

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

gagged him so bad he reevaluated his entire life and spent the rest of the movie fixing everything for her

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

Post yap regret hits so hard though, like why did I say that

[pj @pjayevans]

Going through the chipotle line and saying no to everything and then leaving

[laura “on the other website too” cavegift @cavegift]

i deserve and can be trusted with roof access to every building

[gill @contactabrother]

oh my bad thought this was a safe space

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

“Hey… Look at us.

Who would’ve thought?

Not me.”

[Christin @hexprax]

I kind of hate that when a bird is really beautiful it’s because it’s a boy

[b @wwxwashere]

“i was born in the wrong era” not me. i love reading 100k words of yearning on ao3 and talking to gay people online.

[KIΠG KUΠT∆ @RNB215]

Never change Philadelphia…

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

GAYBRAHAM LINCOLN (recently twinkless): man, I feel like John Wilkes Boothing myself

HIS MAGIC TALKING HAT: that doesn’t make sense yet