boneless corn

fun and smart

[boneless corn @uglylimabean]

Very spooky, me thinks

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

before you do something evil or weird to me ask yourself if you have enough gas to make it to hell and back cause that’s where i’m finna take you.

[Meaw @Sikefcu]

peeing after esex so i don’t get hdmi

[jason @jm0ney666]

i would die for my country boston massachusetts

[GUNNER @gunnerbdv]

i avoid drama cuz i will kill one of yall

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I am being foolish. Because of my genetic predisposition to foolishness. My father was a fool, bless his heart. Bless our hearts

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Now that I ruined everything I’m free

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

lesbian pop music makes me emotional as fuck #lesbianpopmusicmakesmeemotionalasfuck

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

When people ask me for advice it’s like my Social Security card is Loose in my Makeup Bag

[figment of your imagination @ninimazara]

Jealousy is really some low IQ shit like bitch do you even know what the fuck I went through to become this person

[rap game juan toscano anderson @ccont009]

How it feels

[daniel @delawarecryptid]

Delete every picture of yourself and break all of the mirrors in your house, it's almost become Nothing November

[boneless corn @uglylimabean]

I’m the most embarrassing lesbian known to man

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

getting this tattooed on my penis longways

[Noah @decemberhunting]

Nobody talks about the subtly addictive nature of falling asleep on the couch

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

im a whore but not in the fun way :/ too picky

[boneless corn @uglylimabean]

Wow i didnt handle a situation perfectly at work and it did not go unnoticed so now i have to be put down

[brianna @bunnyon1ine]

me and spongebob would laugh so much together

[Lobotomized quadruple amputee Byakuya Togami @lesguro]

Insane lesbian perverts are rare and a gift to this world

[elsa @callmeMaharani]

your ex is out there repeating your philosophies to some new person who now thinks they're deep.

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Soon as you get a back bone now you just the worst bitch on the planet