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Dying

[will @will_nba_hater]

Probably cancel my NBA league pass subscription tbh

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@hissingchoir NFTs, the metaverse, etc. my favorite part is when it leaves their little tech bubble and they’re forced to realize that only their clutch move at 3am friends will use it

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No babe you can’t come over. I’m practicing for the next recession by listening to Dynamite by Taio Cruz while I play halo. Just like I did in 2008.

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@JustinWhang I have a plastic cap on my teeth after my old one fell off. For the new one they scanned my mouth and 3D printed one that was exact shape of my old tooth so it wouldn’t mess up my bite. Even the cap tech has come a long way in the past 10 years.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

"The plan? Create a lore so complicated and bewildering that the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar currently hemorrhaging money recoups its losses by becoming an attraction for disbelieving tourists."

[Trang @traaang]

This is why Ichiro Suzuki can throw a 127-pitch shutout. He’s like 32 in Japanese.

[Durante @dante_eats]

lmaoooo

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@punishedforest No but most places that produce oil have lower oil/gas prices. Especially Texas, they subsidize the gas industry, and are intentional about keeping gas prices low.

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@Dexerto First time I’ve seen the streisand effect actually be used for a positive

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@StephenKentX We have the budget of the next 6 countries combined. Yet we were so reckless. We don’t enact change. We can’t even win. We send all these poor kids to war, just to send them back disabled and homeless. To get even, but 300 families have a real reason to hate us. That’s worse, yes

[yev @itisyev]

Cavemen after they invented the spear:

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@JPHilllllll Counting or not counting gang violence?

[brandon* @brndxix]

dodged a bullet on september 10th? what can’t he do

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@stoolpresidente Davey I’m glad you think the hawks are going to steal that record

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Aye one down, 16 to go

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

@seahawksfan2314 @SportsCenter not a sport says the person about to watch 17 games of Drew Lock at QB

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@jbohnslav In all my years of neuroscience, 0, I didn’t think we’d end up here either.

[brandon* @brndxix]

Source tells me Sam Darnold is stable.

Please god

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I say fear because first how do I make sure I don’t fumble Seattle Anya Taylor Joy. Second of all her IG had real pictures, was tagged in real pictures, and is even repped by Heffner management. So if she’s not real and it’s a bot then I’m cooked.

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I matched with this girl on tinder who looks almost exactly like Anya Taylor-Joy. She had her IG profile in her bio. So I go look to see if she’s a real person, and I fear she is.

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@Winter576658479 https://t.co/8UogF6E3TY

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god bless america. niggas in they garage making ammo that you need to kill an elite in halo lmfao