wtf?

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The lesson here is that if you have bills to pay, don't be an absolute cunt.
https://t.co/yz4EOO81Sy

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@DaftLimmy Hooray. Fucking awful woman.

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@VimFuego9 @GerardBattenUK No she's really not.

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@GerardBattenUK I'm proud to call her an absolute cunt.

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If you think Boris is doing a good job here you're as big an idiot as he is.

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Perhaps what the Cummings story is covering. It's all a distraction.

[George Eaton @georgeeaton]

The UK now has the highest number of daily confirmed Covid-19 deaths per million people. (Via @OurWorldInData.)

[wtf? @uk_notok]

Imagine booking an eye test on your wife's birthday, that's asking for trouble.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

If I’m worried about my vision, driving a car containing my family for 30 miles is a bold choice of eye test.

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@DailyMailUK Yeah, that sign will work really well with 5 year olds.

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My instinct tells me you've lost all rights to tell people what to do.

[UK Prime Minister @10DowningStreet]

If you’re heading to the park this weekend, remember to stay 2 metres apart from people you don’t live with.

More information: https://t.co/u1A6XADgV1

#StayAlert

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Chances of him resigning or being sacked are slim to none. Joke.

[The i Paper @theipaper]

Dominic Cummings 'breached lockdown' while self-isolating with Covid-19 symptoms https://t.co/oXsbQQFdv4

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@PostmanTat @here_there @afneil Christ alive, Swedish people are sensible.

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@Martin30646992 @AnneFinnane @afneil Or not if they catch it and die.

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@cpenguina @afneil I wouldn't call 40,000 deaths a success but whatever.

[Sharon O'Dea @sharonodea]

@mattwarman If you have to explain what a slogan means, the slogan doesn’t work.

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@mattwarman Could the new advice be anymore vague? Stay alert to what exactly? Stay 2m apart unless you can't? Government have lost control of this. Absolute idiots the lot of you.

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Does he wank over pictures of himself?! He does doesn't he?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The people that know me and know the history of our Country say that I am the hardest working President in history. I don’t know about that, but I am a hard worker and have probably gotten more done in the first 3 1/2 years than any President in history. The Fake News hates it!

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Of course he is. It was rushed through to 'get Brexit done'. @BorisJohnson

[The i Paper @theipaper]

Boris Johnson poised to abandon part of Brexit deal signed with EU

https://t.co/2A2JIvNfjq

[🇺🇦 John Robie 🇪🇺🔶🇪🇺 #FBPA #FBPPR @FanaticRealist]

@LewDai @YorkshireTea @sulaAlice What?

You want @YorkshireTea to put invigilators at stockist in every constituency in the country to ensure that purchasers of their products pass an ideological purity test - set by you - before being allowed to…<checks notes>… make a cup of tea? ➡️