James

🇬🇧 Only here for 💩 + 😂 and to pass the time during 🦠 | Trolling around Twitter but would rather be ✈️ 🏝 | Not really after followers 💁‍♂️

[James @ukjamhs]

@sameerkiyer @KeruboSk Only in India is it checked an inappropriate amount of multiple times. Most other countries check it once before security, which can be to any destination, and then once again at the gate before boarding.

Nevertheless the story here is probably fake or at least exaggerated.

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@MichaelDoberDad @Thefactsdude @InternetH0F Looks like a paddle board not a kayak

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@JeffreyPeel @Ryanair It clearly is too big

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@alidasss2 @thewahalaboy @mrsinha The explosion had already happened

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@jamobrna Boeing isn’t an airline, it’s a manufacturer

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@wippersn4pper Look at the pictures and videos of the aftermath. There are clearly bodies

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@Matthardy_BR Just let them do their job ffs

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@BassfordDan @somefingoruvver @fesshole Or probably buses or taxis or other vehicles

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@Ikra4SRK @fesshole “Can’t go wrong” depends what you step on or in

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@LizMakinson @fesshole Why is this cruel?

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@fesshole They never seen your passport or driving licence or similar documents

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@24JamesASecond Have you seen the size of the plane that does that flight?

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@CNviolations No way I’m doing 10 hours in economy

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@fesshole I’m angry, you led me on

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@anon_opin The NHS has bigger problems than a few drunk clubbers!

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@FeralLabs_ @GramdalfFGC @fesshole Up to 6 months? What do you mean?

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@K8onX @bbclaurak Never made a mistake then @K8onX ?

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@Griff_bob @it_again123 @fesshole Life is too short. Get a new water heating system

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@Draconacticus @fesshole He’s not needed if she can lick her own genitals

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@FractalDoctor @SoVeryBritish Especially from a service station