Ulrich Smith

Jack of all trades Master of none

[City of Cape Town @CityofCT]

⚡️Urgent load-shedding update - 18 October 2022

City customers 18 October
Stage 2: 06:00 - 16:00
Stage 3: 16:00 - 22:00
Stage 4: 22:00 - 06:00

19 October
Stage 2: 06:00 - 16:00
Stage 3: 16:00 - 22:00
Stage 4: 22:00 - 06:00

#CTInfo

[Eskom Hld SOC Ltd @Eskom_SA]

#PowerAlert1

Breakdowns of four generating units have forced the implementation of Stage 2 loadshedding
from 14:00 on Saturday.

[Ulrich Smith @ulrich_smith]

Adulthood is the ability to accept responsibility

[Ulrich Smith @ulrich_smith]

Die Nick Connon diss tracks is mos n n HOOP KAK pure BOKNAAI

[Phil de Lange @TakeYourPhil]

Maybe the IAAF should force the weaker, less naturally superior athletes to take Scott's Emulsion so they can grow up.

[Donovan Goliath @DonovanGoliath]

Pap is the only food in the world named after how it makes you feel once you’ve eaten it.

[🏈 Johannes Dampies 🏈 @DampiesJ]

Jor die vanne van die spelers in die sokker wedstryde het my confuse gehad.. Jan Pierewiets, Joupa Ryefiets, Mansoekiets maar kan dit nie kry nie.. Hy sal jou wys Vardy wortels begrawe is.. #CROvENG

[🏈 Johannes Dampies 🏈 @DampiesJ]

Hier kom groot reën in die Kaap!! Holle toe, Geute oop!

[William-John Groener @WPGROENER]

The fuckn nerve of the Aussies. They apologise to there fans and Australia. Fokol sorry to cape town and CSA. #klompkak

[Michael Vaughan @MichaelVaughan]

I need a bit of joinery doing at the house ... Are Aussies cheap ??? #SandpaperGate

[🏈 Johannes Dampies 🏈 @DampiesJ]

Sorry boys.. Ek kan myself nie inhou nie.

[Henry Davids @HenryDavids19]

😂😂😂 to say "you were at the wrong place at the wrong time" means you got shot at when weren't suppose to be at that place at that moment in time... not when you take sand paper and choose to scratch the ball🤣🤣🤣

[Bakkies Botha @BakkiesBotha4]

I wanna lend a hand
I wanna be there for KG’s

SEND ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Proud 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[Ulrich Smith @ulrich_smith]

@10thletta @roxannadville @KohlerYentl Huh

[Mark Boucher @markb46]

Aaaannnnddd sense prevails! Our band is back. Apologies men... bend us a tune! #legends #PEsBarmy...Give them all life membership 😂

[Ulrich Smith @ulrich_smith]

@Kenny_Ronin Jassis that was slick

[lee-ursus @leeursus]

“jou flow is duid’lik, maar jou message dom ...”
#katalis

[🏈 Johannes Dampies 🏈 @DampiesJ]

Daar is some kind of resemblance tussen Zuma en Richie McCaw... Hul steel onwettiglik, maar dis moeilik om dit te bewys. To top it all off... Vra hul altwee.."What have I done wrong?"