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''Okay, jump.''
- Hawley (2016).

[in the box (for safe keeping) @um_andyways]

noomfie, have you checked your credit score recently?

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thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump 👁ω👁

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crying because i got an article talking about the ways cats show they love you and tidepod does almost every single one of them

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i love when she runs at top speed from across the house into whatever room you're in and then looks at you're the one who just burst in

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@pbdmcniel 5 minute rule: never comment on something that a person can't fix in the next 5 minutes

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what the hell, sure
https://t.co/0S91unAbkS

[Nicholas Decker @captgouda24]

Reading feminist literature

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I'm watching twd for the first time and that HAS to be the twist, right
the thing with the little girl and the mom shows that the walkers maintain some semblance of their former selves through their attachments (teddy bear, house)

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i wonder why zombie media almost never lets the infection be reversible when that is absolutely way scarier. every zombie you killed was someone who just needed help, and now they'll never get it because of what you did

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Art should harm the artist. The art should rebel against its creator

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we also discussed whether or not i have bipolar disorder #ohyeah #boats

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happy father's day. after some debate, we've concluded that the top 5 worst ways to find out you were conceived are:
5. hot tub
4. one night stand
3. affair
2. orgy
1. prom night

[Noelle 🎀 @L0stG1rltwt]

Transfem jax debate currently

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just saw a boat called the sea chud 👎

[mun Asa @astrorumnauta]

@Yeenie_Mcbeenie

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@mothcub_ @lackingsaint my american high school did a trip to england and we had a running bit where every time we passed a clock, someone would ask "is that big ben?"

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

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this tiny baby cat is rolled in a little ball, holding her little tail over her little eyes to sleep, and I'm somehow supposed to be normal about this