smirnoff ice spice

he/him

[soli @SoliSolitaires]

my boyfriend opened the house door and said “after you” so i, of course, used eruption at full power

[Michael @_britmonkey]

play it
https://t.co/dJXzBGOgz9

[ゃまだピザ＠懐格ゲー原人 @yamada_tw]

lol

[CycleofSin @CycleofSin]

slept on my penis wrong now it looks like an accordion

[brian @brianonhere]

oh did new york city elect a bunch of socialists again. nba championship socialist mayor bunch of new socialists huh. go fuck yourselves honestly bro.

[🕸️ @recreatings]

nigga LMAOOO

[he professed and confessed to be a dëmin @ocksportello]

in the new york basketball tradition it's actually a common practice to acquire julius randle when your franchise is at its lowest. it's considered a superstitious gesture meant to bring about a bountiful future

[A͓̽d͓̽a͓̽m͓̽ @Dunkintern]

The Bucks are seeking true love in exchange for Giannis Antetokounmpo

(Via @SharmsCharania)

[Local 12/WKRC-TV @Local12]

An 85-year-old man was arrested after allegedly street racing at over 100 miles per hour in a sports car while smoking a cigarillo.

When confronted, he reportedly told police he was just "having a little ride in my favorite car."

READ MORE: https://t.co/MOjcD6i0sn

[deerby🔜 VSF @deerbyyy]

millia players 4 frames after theyre actionable out of block

[smirnoff ice spice @omarnosafe]

just got hit with a blizzard crit + double freeze

[🕷️ CISF 🇮🇩 @GolesDoSantaFe]

Me dijo "desnudate" y yo le mostré este video del cucho Hernández peleando por el balón en el momento más tenso del partido. Me puse a llorar y ella se burló. Quería ver la desnudez de mi cuerpo; yo, tonto, le mostré la desnudez de mi alma.

[! @Kashe1dz]

I put Ronaldo fans in the same bracket as flat earthers

[smirnoff ice spice @omarnosafe]

grandfather born during WW2, cold war intelligence asset.

great grandfather broke ass irish immigrant in philly

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

great grandfather, etc.

[triste y con ganas de morirme ☹︎ @cxrrly]

El jugador más lento de Costa de Marfil

[smirnoff ice spice @omarnosafe]

execute deaaron fox

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

The World Cup reminded me someone said the 2024 Heat lineup could all pass as Brazilian 😭

[bort @tacobort]

Your riddles three can suck on my balls two and cock one