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ask me about my crippling introversion

#thetoast

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They seemed move imperceptibly closer w/each furtive glance backward. "Wasnt there 2 at first?" Gus thought w/unease.

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@Poshmarkapp If you have makeup in the Womens' Market, do you have to do a separate listing if you want it to show up in the Makeup Market?

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@Deena_CNN Enjoyed your article on Lil Peep's death, but noticed that there was a wealth of information on opioids woven throughout the piece, thereby implying that Xanax -the drug responsible for his overdose- is an opioid. It is not.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Wow. Don Lemon doesn't hold back.

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@annehelen @BuzzFeedBen Great piece! (1 unfinished sentence tho: "The state hasn’t elected a woman to national office since_" [no yr given]. Sry if u know already)

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@scottfoubister Archive Done button doesnt seem 2 work in ToDo list settings; Thought Id ask if missing something b4 unsubscribing Momentum+

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@jaywaterman Archive Done button doesnt seem to work in to-do list settings; Thought I'd ask if missing something b4 unsubscribing Momentum+

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@levibucsis "Archive Done" button doesnt seem to work in to-do list settings; Thought Id ask if missing something b4 unsubscribing Momentum+

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Trump courting Republicans
#trumptapes

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if one of my enemies ever goes mini-golfing i'm gonna go 'round telling everyone she's off-putting

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@Natalie_VH1 Just wanted to let u know there's someone out there side-eyeing that nasty BS along w/u! U shouldn't have had to deal w/that.

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@Natalie_VH1 @DavidDVH1 So its beyond disappointing that VH1Live let CTG air his gross, demeaning, unfunny comments to try & stir up drama.

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@Natalie_VH1 @DavidDVH1 ANYHOW u guys seem rad & I❤️ the show; to me, it sort of (endearingly) ridicules & celebrates ppl at the same time😀

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@Natalie_VH1 [5] it wasnt great (at all 😐) Im guessing it was hard to know how aggressive/defensive to be when yr not the host or "star"

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@Natalie_VH1 [4] thrown off (he apparently thought finale wont be discussed at all, then THAT happens, & he has to respond on the spot..tho

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@Natalie_VH1 [3] made a comment that was weird/unfunny/unlike the show, so while I'd also be a lil 😠 at @DavidDVH1, I could tell he was rly

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@Natalie_VH1 [2] when its more like a lighthearted show w/2 cool ppl having real, genuine moments. Seemed like CTG didnt get that and...

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@Natalie_VH1 I think some ppl ( like CTG, ugh 😬 ) that didnt watch DN IRL assume its a porny/tacky show & so they make porny/tacky comments

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@PizzaLuce Just wondering: where do you source your meats? Thanks!

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*sees box of donuts in break room*
*notices "DO NOT EAT THESE" note*
*changes second O to a U, adds comma after first T*
*leaves w/3 donuts*

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Thx for prefacing your statement with "I know the PC Thought Police will hate this, but--" so I had time to leave the room