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[MP | Masculine Peak 🧠 @MasculinePeak]

Your ex is making another guy's life miserable now.

Congratulations, you won.

[Umuntu @umumtu]

@mawazo_manz @masuhd_ Lua lua

[DonVonDoom @hakmax]

@Pitchside_CF "Dog in the manger" syndrome.

A dog will not eat hay.

But it enters the manger and prevents the sheep from eating the hay.

You don't want him.

But you don't want someone else to have him.

It's witchcraft.

[greatman @GreatmenArs]

Havertz has a pattern. He scores an important goal, like the one against Chelsea this season, then when his form starts dropping, somehow an injury comes and he disappears for a while.

Then by the time he comes back, it feels like a new signing and we fans start missing him. Suddenly it becomes, Do you remember that goal he scored against Chelsea?😂

Gyokeres is different. He stays fit, keeps playing until fatigue starts catching up with him, and because we see him every week, people become more critical of every bad performance.

Then eventually we start saying, Maybe we actually need Havertz back.

I’ve been watching this cycle for a while now.

[Umuntu @umumtu]

@AyiekohAllan @Ask_mfred @agnmu_Ug @MinofHealthUG @mopsuganda @CHRISBARYOMUNS1 they make it seem like its rocket science. anyone can clerk if they have the expertise.

[ybg gurt @MnrGrandpa]

when the girl you wanna love on the tl talking about dick appointments

[Umuntu @umumtu]

@mwonga_patrick @phphilemons @nyamadon @newvisionwire side

[Uncle Kamau @ToniKamau10]

A baby staring at you and suddenly smiling feels like getting a five-star review from someone who cannot be bribed. This tiny human has zero social obligations and thought, “Yep, I like this face.” Absolutely undefeated endorsement.

[Dr Kamlesh Darji @DrKamleshDarji1]

Osmotic vs secretory diarrhoea

Ask one question: who is pulling the water out?

Osmotic: an unabsorbed solute sits in the lumen and drags water with it. Lactose, sorbitol, magnesium. Stop eating and the diarrhoea stops. 1/2

[£ @Rolexsznn]

I prefer girls that snore. I need that constant reassurance that she’s still alive throughout the night 😭

[VAN MUTOKA @vanmutoka1]

« Si tu as un problème, cela signifie qu'il peut être résolu. S'il ne peut pas être résolu, alors ce n'est pas un problème. C'est une réalité qu'il faut accepter. »
— Gustavo Fring

[Umuntu @umumtu]

@DrRanjit_4_u @DrRafi_ in hindsight, i re-read the statement. you are right he says add.

[Umuntu @umumtu]

@DrRanjit_4_u @DrRafi_ they are all HTN drugs but amlodipine causes leg swelling. he didnt say add but switch to ARB

[Dr. Rafi @DrRafi_]

Using diuretics to treat leg swelling from Amlodipine is nasty work. This is inappropriate. Either discontinue the med or add an ACE inhibitor or ARB.

[⭐️ @a5troJ]

You will never regret studying.

[Umuntu @umumtu]

@BJannettie @Faizafabz not healthy to have a ac/fan running at night when asleep

[Umuntu @umumtu]

@ArsenalChizzy_ Utility player causing corners in his box

[Umuntu @umumtu]

@bouvour @SicilianGooner @EdiriQX remember, harvetz has missed a 1v1 against psg to kill off the game, same against aston villa and against brighton yesterday