miriam pero con L 🇩🇴

esquire not having a good time

[miriam pero con L 🇩🇴 @un1itrium]

exactly where i wanna be

[miriam pero con L 🇩🇴 @un1itrium]

if you see me getting yelled at by the tall hot redhead bartender with a great rack…… leave me be…. i’m right where i wanna be

[sexy neurotic @sexyneurotic1]

Bodega cat decided to join me on my lunch break today!

[sexy neurotic @sexyneurotic1]

Bodega cat decided to join me on my lunch break today!

[pud nanner @call911imbaby]

just tried to book a spirit flight

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

I heard someone say yesterday that if they had the one wish willow from Obsession they’d wish that cigarettes were good for you. I remain astounded by their Christlike love for all mankind.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I’m literally laughing out loud man 😭

[miriam pero con L 🇩🇴 @un1itrium]

i hope the twink that made my iced chai with pistachio milk yesterday is having a lovely sunday. you earned it babes

[ಲಕ್ಷ್ಮಿ/mimi @retiredfromemo]

ok but he's right

[sexy neurotic @sexyneurotic1]

Emotional support goat cheese + caramelized shallot omelette w/ a side of grape tomatoes

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

i know Quinta Brunson’s pen just flew into her hand like Thor’s hammer 😭😭

[miriam pero con L 🇩🇴 @un1itrium]

philly????

[Alice @AliceBunnyland2]

Playboy just posted this on Instagram and I think that’s cool and important so I’m gonna post it here as well :) yay harm reduction

[miriam pero con L 🇩🇴 @un1itrium]

imma hire an etsy witch to torment killian bc he should really d*e #theultimatum

[miriam pero con L 🇩🇴 @un1itrium]

student loans would be wiped and we’d be homeowners, that’s for fucking sure

[miriam pero con L 🇩🇴 @un1itrium]

need to figure out how i can place bets on the amount of times my wife cries when witnessing wholesome moments and/or displays of community

[miriam pero con L 🇩🇴 @un1itrium]

need to figure out how i can place bets on the amount of times my wife cries when witnessing wholesome moments and/or displays of community

[miriam pero con L 🇩🇴 @un1itrium]

this kid i babysat one summer is starting his third year at umd this fall 👵🏽

[miriam pero con L 🇩🇴 @un1itrium]

she called and we yapped for an hour

[miriam pero con L 🇩🇴 @un1itrium]

8 yr old me telling my dad the phone works both ways vs. 28 yr old me telling my mom the phone works both ways

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

What if I want my daughter to win 2 World Cups and Olympic gold?

[fawn @fawnncel]

and sometimes you realize the sad 14 year old girl in you has not gone away yet

[miriam pero con L 🇩🇴 @un1itrium]

more evidence his hair is musty and crusty

[༺ nia ♱ ༻ #BRINITYTOINFINITY @vmsbears]

this nigga came out the villa and hasn’t taken that bonnet off once

[scarlett 🍒 @rvdlovess]

this edit of all time