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[Arsenal @Arsenal]

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🆚 Real Betis
🕢 7.30pm (UK)
🏆 Pre-season
🏟️ Aviva Stadium

[monka @MsMacharia]

Unapanda ndege? Zero situational awareness kamtu.

[gonzertal (full album) @gonzertal]

Qué hacés Phil la concha de tu madre tenés una señora hermosa y tres hijos amorosos la puta que te parió

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

📈 La Liga success
👋 Familiar face
📖 Storied history

Read up on Real Betis ahead of tonight's pre-season test 👇

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

Kuna mtu huitetea sana juu bibi yake ako mboka huko.
Aombe sana wafungwe pamoja 🤣

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

There is a very good chance that Edwin Sifuna could become Kenya’s President from August next year. The pollsters speak of a meteoric rise, and a steady surging of numbers.

https://t.co/HJVt3werBP

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Accidentally wrote “ting” in an email instead of “thing”

[xilo @Xilo_K]

Observe how you are sitting in the row behind him

[James B @JamesB_afc]

I feel like I’m waiting for exam results

[Franchise. @franchisexcl]

#RMFC have informed Vinicius they will not give him a renewal bonus. The player has this as one of his priorities if he is to renew. Important to add there is an improved contract offer of €23m annual but still no improvement on image rights either. #RMFC stance is “Take it or leave it.” This is going to be the final offer. Over to Vinicius.

#AFC offer 100% image rights, €25m annual, #RMFC offer 50% image rights, €23m annual.

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

The kind of thing you find out about your mum one random Tuesday in her 50s. Mom lore supreme.

[Office of The Director Of Public Prosecutions @ODPP_KE]

DPP charges three Bank CEOs and former MCA over alleged Ksh. 363 million fraud scheme.

The Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP) has charged the Chief Executive Officers of NCBA Bank, KCB Bank and Co-operative Bank with failure to report suspicion regarding proceeds of crime, contrary to Section 5 as read with Section 44(2) of the Proceeds of Crime and Anti-Money Laundering Act.

The three CEOs are expected to take plea before the Chief Magistrate’s Court on 11th August 2026, following summons issued by the court.

Today, prosecution, in relation to this case, also charged a former nominated Member of the County Assembly (MCA) with allegedly stealing Ksh. 363,420,459 from First Assurance Investment Company Limited, where he served as a director alongside Lamu Governor Issa Abdalla Issa.

Deputy Director of Public Prosecutions Nora Otieno and Principal Prosecution Counsel Willy Momanyi informed the court that the accused allegedly stole the funds between 18th May 2018 and 30th April 2024 by exploiting his position as a director and his access to the company’s bank accounts held at NCBA Bank, KCB Bank and Co-operative Bank.

Upon reviewing the evidence, the DPP approved 120 charges against the accused, comprising three counts of conspiracy to defraud, two counts of stealing, 114 counts of making a document without authority, and one count of acquisition of proceeds of crime.

The prosecution alleges that the accused forged the signature of his co-director, Governor Issa Abdalla Issa, on numerous company cheques, falsely presenting them as duly authorised, thereby facilitating the unlawful withdrawal of company funds.

The DPP further contends that the accused acquired KSh363,320,459, knowing the money constituted proceeds of crime arising from the alleged theft.

The accused pleaded not guilty before Chief Magistrate Gethi Kibiru and was released on a bond of KSh10 million with one surety of a similar amount or a cash bail of KSh3 million.

#HakiNaUsawa

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Man arrested after ‘dressing as Grim Reaper’ at hospital and staring at patients https://t.co/UhdjNsDfbC

[Luís Figo @LuisFigo]

Today I join others from across our game and call for Gianni Infantino to resign as FIFA President.

Infantino has debased the office that he promised to elevate. He has lied, deceived and tried to feather his own nest at the expense of the game he is supposed to serve. 

He has lost the support of his senior staff, his closest advisers, the vast majority of people who devote their lives to this sport and even, it would seem, the FIFA Peace Prize winner. 

It is too late to save his dignity but it is not too late to save football. He should go. Now.

#Infantinout

https://t.co/j93k5MnlK2

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Soko imechafuliwa na wash wash niggas adi real careers are an ick now😂😂

[Motorist Association @motoristsoffice]

Mike:
Kindly highlight the danger these construction trucks crossing illegally on Ngong Road from Talanta Stadium pose.
State House Sabina Chege Nyong
#MaishaFiti BLOOD SAGA

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Newcastle United to sanction sale of Bruno Guimaraes to Arsenal for £75m. #AFC started lower, #NUFC wanted higher but compromise in process of being sealed to grant 28yo Brazil int’l midfielder desired move. Lyon entitled to 20% of profit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/e1rrfvZTMS

[Лайк! 🔻 @_Ventfull_]

GOAL! - Mikel Merino

[d @dogukanokl]

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