casey

I am average american man I work fifteen hours in hamburger mine to buy one rock and roll disk

[charlie @chunkbardey]

taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

they should let a randomly selected Maryland driver compete in the main race just so everyone else can see what we’re dealing with

[cav empty @cavempty_]

in my skull its all just cerebral fluid sloshing around with no actual brain. when i get anxious or worked up the fluid starts to boil until i calm down

[AEVØN ™⚡ @fwaevon]

Nobody talks about how "toll roads" you already paid for with tax dollars are now privately owned and cost $18 to cross. They sold public infrastructure to corporations who charge you rent to drive on roads your parents funded. Privatization is double-billing with a gate.

[casey @uncIecasey]

I embarassed the shit out of my sister doing this at my screening of Bugonia last year, I regret nothing and I will do it again. Shut the fuck up or get out

[nibby⁷ @zoromins]

had the worst theater experience of my life today, two people vaping and on their phones in front of me, ppl talking for 30 minutes to my left, and teens eating loudly to my right.

i actually lost it, and yelled “shut the fuck up” that it got real quiet the rest of the movie.

[Laura Elliott @TinyWriterLaura]

this is v funny given that morning people are very vocal about how sleepy they are after 9pm, & also most of society’s infrastructure is maintained by people on night shift (goods transport, road repairs, electricity/water/gas/comms maintenance, hospitals, commercial cleaning)

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

I bet it would feel awesome to force him to eat a bowl of dog food at gunpoint

[Justin Lee @DailyJLee]

I’d like to see some technological advancement that isn’t surveillance

[casey @uncIecasey]

fair

[casey @uncIecasey]

@GraceSpelman I’m about 95% sure it was “Walkie Talkie Man” by Stereogram lmao

[leyla @leylaaa31]

National guard should be paying metro fare

[julia @eathedocument]

an entire thread attempting to discredit joan baez’s lifetime of direct action (that began with literally marching with martin luther king) to defend your favorite artist from the mildest of criticism. may this level of parasocialism never find me 🙏

[spooky vampire arvo färt @arvofart]

I think we have a moral obligation to render venture capital illegal and obsolete

[casey @uncIecasey]

@Rosiodonnal @DrAllyLouks

[Esoteric.Szarekh @EsotericSzarekh]

"Kill them with kindness" wrong, let the Scarabs feast
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[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

showing my barber a picture of a guy with no arms

[casey @uncIecasey]

@Free_Slave1776 @GovernorVA @ltgovhashmi @JCarrollFoy @DelCiaPrice85 we already had the right, but I guess your mom missed that memo when it went out