Matty

“do I have emotions or am I just Frisbee??” -mom

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@paramorefan47 👀👀

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@paramorefan47 Thank you none of my tweets will ever be as cool as your @

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@earplugangel

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Perry the Plaid-ypus

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@earplugangel Just burnt a hole in my carpet trying to ash into the empty naturday next to my bed #competent #brother

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@earplugangel I am your hand

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@earplugangel Oh man the accuracy of that Psych! round 🤓

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@Nomads_Ultimate We talking UAR??👀

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Adderall is proof that productivity is fake like the productivity pill makes you thirsty then you take water breaks but then you need pee breaks too so you remain distracted and everything remains undone? And then you tweet about it too? I see through the lies

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@evangrondner @alannanicole_

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@alannanicole_

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@evangrondner @alannanicole_ He’s a 10 in that picture tf

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@alannanicole_ sometimes you just gotta bing bing the pain away

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@ashcmyrt @kasesangf

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@alannanicole_ @kasesangf

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@alannanicole_ one cig for each forum

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@kingnewkid

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For the first time in weeks I’m alone in my house and I just found a Wendy’s fry wedged between the waist band of my undies and my shorts just goes to show you’re never truly alone in this world

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Really felt it when Megan said “I don’t text quick*, cuz I ain’t thirsty**”

*open emails from my loan servicer
**good at handling money or stress