Thomas A. Anderson

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

@MasoniteDoors no wonder I can't get my door plumb ... This is your QC standard?

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

@ChipotleTweets I'm so glad your store lost my App order, then treated me like shit when I tried to explain it, and then made me stand in line for 30 minutes only to tell me they were out of steak. Real good experience.

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

@Ask_Spectrum if I go to another state, and use my Spectrum app ... Will i get channels from my hometown, or from the place I am using the app?

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

I just want to go on record as having said, fuck the Flint Police. Trash, just trash. #fucktheflintpolice

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

#motivation #motivate #getthrough #elevate

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

@kayleighmcenany you're trash. end of story. learn how to scrub toilets or something else that fits your disgusting soul

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

@BobNBC4 I'm a photographer, is there any reliable way to predict colorful sunsets? I know cold weather and low humidity are a factor, any tips? You rock Bob! #weatherman

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

@realDonaldTrump Ummmm ... what's wrong with YOU?! Besides being a giant orange crybaby who didn't get what he wanted so now he's taking his toys and going home #poutyface

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

Fucking digusting ... if you buy any of this you can suck a dick #torture #peta #banostrich

[PETA @peta]

This is the making of an ostrich bag, like Prada’s—every step is torture.

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

@alroker with the under-the-radar Seinfeld joke! They are spectacular, Al!

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

I love living in a place where I can call the president a fucking idiot and the worse thing that happens is everyone agrees with me #nomoreyears #dumptrump

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

I don't use the word often because it can be offensive, but our "president" is quite literally retarded. #nomoreyears #dumptrump

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

Ah, promoting racial equality by removing the ethnicity ... Clever. #therewasanattempt
https://t.co/DgDyj8kVCQ

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

I want to know more about Robin Barnes, seems too convenient #COVID #COVIDー19 #DumpTrump #coronavirus #

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

This pandemic was not unprecedented, it was un-presidented #nomoreyears #Corona #COVID19

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

Our president is a fucking idiot who doesn't even understand how the Government works

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

The federal government does not have absolute power.

“The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.” United States Constitution, Amendment X

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

I gotta be honest, I'm still not comfortable with all this takeout and delivery stuff ... seems like a bad idea ... ya'll better learn how to cook j/s #coronavirus #covid19 #COVID19US

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

@netflix will see a spike for the movies Outbreak, Pandemic, Containment, etc ... But remember these people aren't just watching, they're studying, and you're gonna have to argue with them on the internet one day #COVID2019

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

Dear @kroger: you should totally clean this, been like that for a few months, kinda gross #justsaying

[Thomas A. Anderson @undesiredresult]

@Doritos I like free stuff #DoritosDrewDrop