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It's good to be bad if it's better than bored

[K T @unfalicious]

@NoahKahan Who wants to donate to my tattoo fund? 🤣

[K T @unfalicious]

I could use a new Xbox 🤣❤️🍑 #XboxCheekyContollerSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

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@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

[K T @unfalicious]

Not me screaming at @taylorswift13 referencing @starting

[K T @unfalicious]

I would be the happiest gal alive if @RobertSmith and @thecure play Letter to Elise on Sunday night in Mansfield!!!

[K T @unfalicious]

So basically, if I want to remove the AI stalker from @Snapchat, I have to pay for a subscription. #bullshit #stalkerai

[K T @unfalicious]

This new roomie playlist @mattnathanson put together is bloody brilliant. I cannot stop singing!

[K T @unfalicious]

I'm fucking dying over here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Acyn @Acyn]

Walker: This erection is about the people

[K T @unfalicious]

WE GOT TICKETS TO GO SEE @taylorswift13 AND OMG!!!! I'm about to cry! I'm SO excited and I've never seen her and YAAASSSSSS!!!!!!

[K T @unfalicious]

Period tracking apps really need an "I'm not sure how I'm still alive after bleeding this much" flow option

[K T @unfalicious]

After watching the quick explainer video from @VancityReynolds and @RealHughJackman, I've decided that the world really needs a remake of the music video for Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go featuring these two. Bonus points if they're dressed as Deadpool and Wolverine for parts of it

[K T @unfalicious]

I'm sad that I had to leave @mattnathanson early to catch the train, but holy shit. That was an AMAZING night! The VIP was perfect. The concert was perfect. Thank you Matt for always putting on a great show and for always speaking to my soul. You're a true gem of a human ❤️

[matt nathanson @mattnathanson]

i dont think its a stretch to say that from a car horn/police siren standpoint, boston is one of the loudest fuckin places on earth.

[K T @unfalicious]

When your friend is seeing @mattnathanson (or as he likes to tease me, Nate Mathewson) tonight for the first time ever at The Keswick and you don't see Matt for a whole week - you have to explain just how magical it is.

So if you see this Matt, shout-out to Jeff Vader 🤣🤣🤣

[K T @unfalicious]

Watching @zacclark play Something Corporate songs with @andrewmcmahon, @brianpireland, and @boboxblood makes me feel like things have come full circle. It fills me with such joy.

[K T @unfalicious]

Got tickets for @REOSpeedwagon, @STYXtheBand, and @loverboyband for Friday at Xfinity Center and if I don't hear "Almost Paradise" I will cry. I'll probably cry during it but I NEED to hear it!

[K T @unfalicious]

This dude keeps telling me I'm sexy on Tinder. And he was like "oh you're still in bed. That's sexy."

So I just told him that I was taking a shit.

His response: lol

....

Followed by a "that could be hot too"

OMFG I WANT OFF OF THIS RIDE

[K T @unfalicious]

LOL youtube just started playing someone that isn't @zacclark and now she is off the bed and watching me from the office door 🤣🤣

Guess I better go fix that

[K T @unfalicious]

First thunderstorm in the new place. I've tried putting Maisie in the bathtub to help. Nope. She wasn't having it.

So there's a video of waves on YouTube in the living room and she is currently on my bed with the AC on, watching @zacclark videos because he calms her down 🤞🏻

[K T @unfalicious]

It may be the edible talking (I highly doubt it), but I just heard Song for Eva Mae by @frankturner and I can honestly say that my life is all the better for having heard this song now. It's a fucking gem, folks

[K T @unfalicious]

This guy I've been talking to has never heard Brass In Pocket by @ThePretendersHQ and I am fucking dumbstruck. I'm about to break it off right now because I don't need that kind of negativity in my life.