soggy pickle

how the fuck do you tweetz the deetz

[matilda mother @amxndamichelle]

i want to see them fight

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

sitcom enjoyers are so funny because I could tweet “who’s the sexiest sitcom character ever?” and half of y’all will say “Nick miller” with an edit made up of clips where his life is falling apart

[James @CaucasianJames]

hagrid living alone in that little shack. give him a beautiful wife and a mansion

[James Parker @panoparker]

We don’t have a christmas tree so we use danny devito

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

i need a hug (do not fucking touch me)

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

my job "needing" me seems toxic and manipulative af

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

taco bell menu feels bisexual to me idk

[soggy pickle @unmedicatedfunk]

if i’m a muppet then i’m a very manly muppet
am i a muppet or am i a man
if i’m a man that makes me a muppet of a man

[nina @ninagrewrites]

I don’t like it when life gets stressful, bc I am just a small girl. too much goes on and I am just a girl who is small.

[Mutheleo @Muhasaaa]

Where the 90% sales at ?? What imma do with 15% off ?

[helena riley @freshhel]

I want to see kendall jenner take an improv class. and she’s not allowed to take a xanax or get an IV of vitamins beforehand. then I want kourtney to tour the factory where they make cheez its (this is a 2 hour episode) then I want kylie to do ayahuasca

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

coming out as a silly goose to all my family members tonight wish me luck

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

i am thankful for boobs

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

what character you pick on mario kart tells me everything i need to know abt u

[soggy pickle @unmedicatedfunk]

@httpggiuliana pls call your therapist