Pascal ☁️🖥️ // 🇺🇦

Internet, Google cloud, technology, gadgets, gaming, mountainbiking, photography, INTP-A

[Pascal ☁️🖥️ // 🇺🇦 @UnsignedLong]

I like every aspect of this attack 🤗

[Greg Linares (Laughing Mantis) @Laughing_Mantis]

This will be a thread discussing a real world breach involving a drone delivered exploit system that occurred this summer

Some details I am not able to discuss, however for the blue teams & red teams out there I hope this provides a good measure of capability.

🧵🚁 🎮🖥️🦠

[Pascal ☁️🖥️ // 🇺🇦 @UnsignedLong]

@WholesomeMeme @vrytrdgrl

[Pascal ☁️🖥️ // 🇺🇦 @UnsignedLong]

"Hi, wie geht's dir so? Kannst du, wenn es dir gleich passt, bitte das Licht an machen?"
VS.
"Alexa, Licht an!"

Diese soziokulturelle Komponente macht unsere Kommunikation wirklich verflucht ineffizient... 😅

[Pascal ☁️🖥️ // 🇺🇦 @UnsignedLong]

Also falls noch jemand ein okayes Auto im Keller liegen hat: call me!

[Pascal ☁️🖥️ // 🇺🇦 @UnsignedLong]

* Motorschaden 🙁
* Neues Auto schon bestellt 🙂
* Lieferzeit ein Jahr:

[Pascal ☁️🖥️ // 🇺🇦 @UnsignedLong]

Next level Slack avatars by Dall-E

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

@Google Glad you're really committed to cloud gaming!

[Pascal ☁️🖥️ // 🇺🇦 @UnsignedLong]

@pommesbude Wo haben die Fotos von mir her?!
Anzeigeistraus!

[Pascal ☁️🖥️ // 🇺🇦 @UnsignedLong]

"Warum treffen wir uns alle eigentlich immer bei euch Zuhause?"

[Pascal ☁️🖥️ // 🇺🇦 @UnsignedLong]

Nice!
https://t.co/7V3WbsT3og

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

A Project Manager's screams in disguise. https://t.co/Xblm2aNWVM

[Pascal ☁️🖥️ // 🇺🇦 @UnsignedLong]

@sebastianrietig Kein gratis Versand? Sorry aber da bin ich dann raus!

[Pascal ☁️🖥️ // 🇺🇦 @UnsignedLong]

Cloud? Cloud-Monster?! Wie bitte? #berufskleidung

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

When the individual breached Uber, they sent a slack notification to everyone informing them the company had been breached.

Employees thought it was a joke.

Photo via @ColtonSeal

[Pascal ☁️🖥️ // 🇺🇦 @UnsignedLong]

@Tsume78 Ersterer hätte bestimmt kürzere Lieferzeiten 😬

[Pascal ☁️🖥️ // 🇺🇦 @UnsignedLong]

In ca einem Jahr habe ich einen Regenschirm in der Autotür!

[Pascal ☁️🖥️ // 🇺🇦 @UnsignedLong]

Best UniFi feature EVER: Lock devices to a specific AP

[Pascal ☁️🖥️ // 🇺🇦 @UnsignedLong]

@soft_chili

[Pascal ☁️🖥️ // 🇺🇦 @UnsignedLong]

@rewedigital @zdicgn My 6th grade girl is very sad!

[uɐpʇou@ ✸ @notdan]

Do you like "Printables" to carry with you just in case you feel like doing party tricks? Here's a fun one I made from this paper on Hacking Cars. Enjoy! https://t.co/neHGjC3Gzn