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Like Rockford, but no trailer.

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I’ve never posted a whole lot. Mostly I enjoyed the instant reactions to news and witty comments put into the void. I’d like to offer 1 more pitch to the mastodon instance created by @kazmonaut . The experience there is a facsimile of this site, but that’s now true here, too.

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@kazmonaut Mr. Kazmonaut, I have joined your server. Thank you for hosting. I don’t know anything of Mastodon, but I looked it up and the fediverse sounds like a superior model to this app. I hope other people check it out.

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For the second time, I solved the daily wordle in my mind while on the train. Let us all pile up the small victories!

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I got the wordle on the first guess today. Doesn’t count for too much, but little victories are worth something!

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I am in peril of a mental overthrow.

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I predict Celtics will win game 1, lose game 2, lose game 3, then win games 4, 5, and 6. That’s a weird way to win, which seems fitting for the season.

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@RadioFreeTom I disagree. I think there is value in stating what the US is doing and what (it claims) it is not doing. Providing intel as distinct from directing targeting, whether or not that is true, allows for flexibility and being open about it reduces the chance for misunderstanding.

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I just watched the first half of my first Nuggets game of the year. I was disappointed to see that the rumors are true. Jokic gets fouled a lot with no calls. Boo!

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I think a great gag is when they play I am an innocent man after a penalty at a hockey game.

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@tomjoad187 @DeNov1 @abieggs @jdb1138 @DankNeck_187 @johnpaulsampson Vancouver

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@DeNov1 I bet you still have all the cards.

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@tomjoad187 @abieggs You're Iowa's most valuable export.

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@kazmonaut Upload. Less bleak than Altered Carbon.

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@kazmonaut Check out today's moment of nature on CBS Sunday morning.

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We have a gray catbird in the back yard that has become this house's third most annoying animal, after the chipmunks and the humans.

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@tomjoad187 Just trying to stop and smell the roses. But we don't have any roses, so that's just figurative.

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Saw a pileated woodpecker in the backyard today. Also a robin fighting off a blue Jay looking to raid the nest. Wild!

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@tomjoad187 Not too late to go ahead with the change. You could be Mack Berg, Man of Action!

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@tomjoad187 I was half wrong.

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Original joke from my son, age 4: what did the zebra say when he saw a lion?
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