dan flashes

[bergs @aseriousmang]

Tarik HUSSEIN Skubal

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

while you’re crying over that girl, there’s a guy wishing you were gay

[Meagen @MTheePony]

I’m in a horrific place right now.

Not emotionally, just College Station.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My buddy is in a situationship with the old woman who lives in a shoe

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

do you want to hang out after twitter

[Wilyer Abreu Propagandist @wilyerforever]

You sick fuck

[Daddy Haslam, CPA @CPA_Doug69]

Fridays in the office

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

shawty bad, like morally

[Geoff Fienberg @gfienberg17]

My wife: "how much money have you lost betting on Tommy Fleetwood?"

Me:

[g @34rths]

I have to be the thing that fixes me

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat

[tasman @lildorothy_]

How long after eating Mr beast chocolate is your erection supposed to last

[Ceddanne Rafaela Enjoyer @RafaelaEnjoyer]

Friendly reminder Edwin Diaz violated several mlb regulations and wasn’t even contacted about a possible suspension

[David Cochran @DavidCochranVP]

I treat hot women like an 0-2 count and fat women like a 3-1 count. #thatsmyproblem

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Auntie Anne be puttin her whole pussy in them pretzels my word

[20 Years Ago Sports @20YearsAgoSport]

The Mets beat Atlanta 6-4 tonight and are now 61-41 which is 3 games ahead of St Louis for the best record in the NL.

Jose Reyes and David Wright each homered in the win.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

"i was born in the wrong generation" bro we can literally fry shit with the air. what else do u want