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You know it's quality merchandise becuse it's already worked at least once! (Not actually a salesman of any sort.)

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@TheDMLair Usually in my games the PC of the missing player just catches a mild case of Black-And-White syndrome, losing their color and fading into the background.

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@ShamashAran They're not ready to make the leap of not living in a coastal echo chamber just yet.

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@ShamashAran What mine do you keep digging these gems out of?

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@Daikazo2 It's amazing how many people didn't get the joke. Including the algorithm, who put all the best responses under 'potential spam'.

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@ShamashAran Erasure? Sweet, I love that band!

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@planefag I mean I'd read the hell out of that, sure.

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@choculatopguy @politicalmath What the hell, I like your optimism.

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@awstar11 My guess is that they figure the cop could've arrested the white guy, or tried to stop the three blacks, and this was the choice least likely to get the cop hurt.
This is a terrible metric by which to rate whether a cop did the right thing or not, mind you.

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@AlysssaHazel Depends a lot on the author and setting. In my own setting, they're precursor aliens that are friendly towards humanity, similar to the Asgard of Stargate.

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@BradRTorgersen Worst of all, this probably means we'll never have a Power Girl movie.

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@zillowgonewild Gorgeous.

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@geekyjenise Oh thank goodness, it's just Godzilla. For a second there I was worried!

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@brian_callaci Yes, we focus on the part of the problem that can be quickly and easily solved to prevent more deaths.

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@FormerlyFormer @Jacket_Spangler "A real Christian would freely give me everything I want forever while accepting my hatred in return."

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@ShamashAran Stop making monarchy sound so appealing.

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@CleanLAwithMe Keep up the good work, man.

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@HMBohemond Gonna miss Atsuko Tanaka as the Major, though.

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@GrumpyCatterman @monsterhunter45 Thanks! I'll give these a look once I've got some reading time (that I'm not wasting on doom scrolling instead).

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@GrumpyCatterman @monsterhunter45 Got any recommendations?

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@dvorstone If we limit the right to vote to those married with children, we will need to find a way to limit surrogacy.