Jeremy

Detroit sports fan. Total dad bod. No kids though. Damn, that just sounds pathetic. So, I’ll just get high then

[Jeremy @userissomewhere]

Copywriting
If the sex ain’t good, sprinkle a little Tajin on it

[Jeremy @userissomewhere]

Since I’m not having sex, I get pineapple, strawberry and kiwi fruit bowls.. Sprinkle Tajin all over it and go wild.

[Jeremy @userissomewhere]

@mariana057 I’m pissed I missed mine 7800 miles ago

[Jeremy @userissomewhere]

@bobwojnowski Best take I’ve seen so far. And what it’s looked like from the outside for three years now.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

You can’t hurt me I used to wait in line behind people who were paying by check.

[luce⁵³ ⚾️๋࣭ ⭑ @seiderstories]

Fuck it red wings '26-27 roster:

Raymond - Al the octopus - MBN
Debrincat - Copp - Kane
Lombardi - Finnie - Kasper
Kevin Mcgonigle - Me - Mickey Redmond

Seider - Edvinsson (?)
Chiarot - Faulk
ASP - Todd McLellan

Gibson
Postava

[Jeremy @userissomewhere]

Every day I wake, I just hope to see her face

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

I could go for some hibachi

[Jeremy @userissomewhere]

Twins

[Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99]

Babe just got her Ford Taurus back from the mechanic and she said she’s taking me to Sonic!

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

Butterfly effect but it's just you showing me your boobs and me having a great day because of it

[Jeremy @userissomewhere]

I’m at the point in my life where I have to choose appropriate footwear. AARP says comfy shoes are good. So New Balance or Sketchers. There can be only one.

[Jeremy @userissomewhere]

I will always fill my mouth with double dipped malted milk balls

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

when you want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you

[Jeremy @userissomewhere]

We should be in the shower together rubbing bubbles

[Jeremy @userissomewhere]

I crossed her twice and drove her to the limit one time today

[CannabisFlower @BadCovid19]

get in loser….we’re going to get high and play spin the bottle

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

Stop being so hot I thought you were cool

[Jeremy @userissomewhere]

Big Beaver Rd. as seen today