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[dreadhead collector ™ @jatonnnnn]

sometimes ur soulmate is ur exes friend and that’s okay

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Another banger I’m afraid

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: AMC Theatres reports the “highest weekend revenue mark” in its 106-year history, with 10.2 million moviegoers over five days.

[aether @bluewdrift]

every time you hesitate, someone less talented takes your spot. the world rewards audacity, not potential, confidence over cowardice

[Apple Hub @theapplehub]

Apple is expected to launch the iPhone 18 Pro, iPhone 18 Pro Max and iPhone Ultra (foldable) next month 🔥

[milk @milkinhisbag]

the fact that this shit came to the screenwriter in a nightmare man best horror movie ever made

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Student responded to my joke with "is that another reference from before we were born?"

[chase @_chase_____]

it sucks that the only way to become someone’s best friend in adulthood is by defeating their childhood best friend in a trial by combat

[♱ @H111GHH]

my very first vocal stim 😭

[KD @elitelife_kd]

I laugh at a lot of scary movies, but this one had got me,ngl..wasn’t shit funny ..seen this shit in theaters too lol

[kk 🌞 @cutiegurlk8]

type of shit u start noticing when u have no cell service in the tunnels

[Esfandiar Baraheni @JustEsBaraheni]

This is why I can’t put the Dark Knight any lower than 2 on the Nolan rankings man

Impossible to top all of this

[mia @miakanaiko]

*trying to comfort ur nonbinary friend* there their

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

The Gordie Howe International Bridge opens today! This morning, I got behind the wheel of a Michigan-built Ford Mustang to mark the official opening. 

I fought to open this bridge to build the economy and connect Michiganders to opportunities on both sides of the Detroit River.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

oh my god I just realized it’s called the odyssey because odd things happen at sea and he’s like… y?

[N4V4RR0! @Zer0reflect]

people in the theater were gasping at this and then the scene when Agamemnon was about to toss his daughter.....crickets lmfao

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

LeBron announcing his return to the Eastern Conference

[Max Garcia Davison @MaxGDavison]

Costco executive members walking in at 9am:

[SEXYliar @woobackbabyy1]

My ass is glued to the cinema seats. I need this.

[Sen. Jar Jar Binks (D) @mr_rodgers]

Emeril is only 66...he can return in our darkest hour