Usman Sales Maestro 🐐

Regional Team Lead| Fintech| Founder:| proud Muslim.

[Usman Sales Maestro 🐐 @Usman__suleiman]

Dear @ZenithBank
Cc @cenbank
It's almost five months now since armed robbers invaded my home in Abuja. They left with cash and gadgets worth a million. They transferred some amounts of fund from my @gtbank to your Bank.

We have served you @ZenithBank court order
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[Auwal 🦇 @SkinnyBoi001_]

When Senator Natasha exposed Senator Akpabio, she was suspended immediately. But now that there are allegations and evidence on Senator Shehu Umar sponsoring terrorism, everywhere is quiet. It makes you wonder what exactly is the priority of the Nigerian Senate.

[Gabriel Martinelli @gabimartinelli]

Once a Gunner, always a Gunner ❤️

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

Because ur papa get money make we no happy again for our small wins ???

I’m disappointed IN YOU SLOVIDO

NA ME U WAN BULLY?

NA ME U WAN OPPRESS?

[Von Batten-Montague-York, L.C. @batten_von]

We have learned that Nigerian President Bola Tinubu (@officialABAT), Dr. Sunday Dare (@SundayDareSD), Special Adviser to President #Tinubu, and their supporters are deeply unhappy with us, particularly with our founder, Dr. Von Batten, over our work destroying their reported $9 million lobbying campaign to win over President @realDonaldTrump.

We understand their frustration, and we would like to play the world’s smallest violin for their sorrows.

Here are the facts: President #Tinubu’s planned @UN meeting with President #Trump is dead. The effort to secure President Trump’s support for #Tinubu has failed. The pushed White House meeting is not going to happen. The effort to secure U.S. support for #Tinubu’s presidential campaign has failed.

You spent millions of dollars and countless hours trying to shape Washington’s perception of President #Tinubu. If your response to failure is to invent false stories about our work and Dr. Von Batten, then you have learned nothing from that failure. We are just a lobbying firm. You are the Federal Government of Nigeria. Show some dignity when you lose.

[Von Batten-Montague-York, L.C. @batten_von]

A few days ago, Dr. Von Batten received unsolicited offers of $3 million, along with an invitation to a confidential meeting in London, from a highly placed individual whom we have been informed is connected to Nigerian President Bola Tinubu (@officialABAT). We believe these offers were an attempt to persuade Dr. Von Batten to end our campaign concerning President #Tinubu’s alleged heroin-trafficking records.

Dr. Von Batten refused the offers, immediately preserved copies of the exchanges, and contacted members of former Nigerian Vice President @atiku’s campaign to determine the nature of the individual’s relationship with President #Tinubu. Shortly after the refusals, a smear campaign against Dr. Von Batten began. We will be providing the $3 million offer and related communications to the our friends at @TheJusticeDept and @FBI to protect our reputation and allow the appropriate authorities to review the matter.

We have a simple message for President Bola #Tinubu, the @OfficialAPCNg, and their associates: Thank you for the offer, but no thanks.

@realDonaldTrump @JDVance @SecRubio @SusieWiles47 @HouseForeignGOP @HouseForeign @SFRCdems @StateDept @AsstSecStateAF @SenateForeign @SenTedCruz @RepBrianMast @SusieWiles @FBIDirectorKash @USAttyPirro @FoxNews @washingtonpost @joerogan @ONDCP @DrugCzar47 @AGToddBlanche @USAttyPirro

[Vaughan @oluwafifunmii]

When he wins re election, he go first launch that tax full time then remove electricity subsidy. Everybody eye go come clear well.

[Babatunde Gbadamosi @BOGbadams]

Hiding in plain sight! Some of us had long suspected Ribadu.

[.. @PostinorTwo]

IT'S TOO LATE ALREADY BUT PUT TRIBALISM ASIDE AND VOTE APC OUT, ELSE YOU WILL BEG TO SURVIVE.

[Usman Sales Maestro 🐐 @Usman__suleiman]

@viccetti @DrDanny2030 The guy na real illiterate

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Rufai Oseni: Who is Primate Ayodele when I’m talking?

Ayo: he is a prophet, he leads the population, he is a shepherd.

Rufai: Which kind of shepherd is he? With what he has said in the past, can you make him a shepherd over your life?

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[D English Alhaji Media @DEngliishalhaji]

Part 7

Hassan finally mention d senators name😱

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING NEWS!

Fulani man Hassan has finally named Senator Shehu Buba as a te€rr0rist sponsor.

He said that Senator Shehu Buba brought the terr0rist named Babangida, Adam & Lema to Abuja for training by Nigerian security.

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

May your delay turn into a blessing bigger than you expected ❤️🙏🏻

This is content🥹

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

For the sake of national security; a foreign nation is NOT supposed to own compromising files on YOUR President. Talk more of one that President DESPERATELY wants to keep a secret.

[Wale Banks 📊 @iamwalebanks]

APC is like a fund manager who crashed a portfolio from 100% to 20%, watched it recover to 23%, then came online to celebrate a “3% portfolio growth.”

Sir, the portfolio is still down 77%.

This is not recovery. It’s damage control with a press conference.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

The FBI is in Nigeria for purely political reasons stemming from the fact that your president works for them and Nigeria is not a sovereign country.

It has nothing to do with cybercrime. No African country is even in the world's top 20 if we're talking about actual cybercrime. All these $2,000 iTunes gift card scams that you people kill yourselves over are not "cybercrime" - they're petty theft.

"Cybercrime" is when Chinese hackers gain access to the control network for the electrical grid supplying an American city. "Cybercrime" is when Romanian hackers penetrate the security of a Canadian bank and siphon $40 million. "Cybercrime" is when Malaysian hackers deliver malware to a Silicon Valley CTO's laptop and encrypt it, permanently locking him out and putting a $5bn startup in trouble unless he pays a $4m ZEC ransom.

A Yahoo Boy with sagging pants and brown teeth who scams $500 gift cards out of lonely old white women is not a "cybercriminal" - he's a fucking idiot. We don't have cybercriminals in Nigeria. We just have idiots. And the FBI didn't leave the world headquarters of idiots and travel to West Africa just to hunt idiots when they already have so many at home.

It's 100% political.

[mercy💕💕💕 @mercy_ninian]

If you know him, you won’t catch cruise with him .. this boy will fetch water, wash other students clothes , hawk peanuts , sleep in classrooms.. cos he wasn’t able to pay his school fees the first time he got admission and couldn’t meet up with the cgpa..the school withdrawed him .. still he wrote jamb and came back .. kudos to Felix fr

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This man resigned from APC just a few days ago. Only a few days ago.

And today:

[OLI @Oli_Ekun]

I wonder if secondary school students still analyze football before assembly the way we used to. Good times.

[Chi ❤️ @kindwest]

"I don't do politics"

But you're a graduate without a Job for the past 5 years.

Continue fooling around