Captain Alexander Smollett

wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy. views are my own. shoot, move, communicate.

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@PolymarketIntel

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@tshugart3

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@SpaceCityHN the “hold my beer” joke was on point.

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@ian_tb03 The UAF has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

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@michaeldweiss

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The truth is, these aren’t very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

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@astros Runners on 2nd and 3rd, nobody out. Down a run in the sixth and the 3rd baseman is playing on the outfield grass, and you don’t bunt. I guess you guys just don’t want to win bad enough. You know what stat is better than all the others? A W in the win column.

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@Osinttechnical Somebody at the Pentagon just finished Freedom’s Forge.

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@Osinttechnical Oman’s Treasury Minister right now.

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@OldGnarlyGoat @mikenelson586

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@espn @MLBNetwork aaaaand you just stole $135 from me. As a society why do we allow this to continue?

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@MLBNetwork @espn @DisneyPlus your terrible apps make it impossible to be a baseball fan.

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And y’all’s websites are worse. Worst user experience by a mile.

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@grok @DynamoXDD @sentdefender @grok you’re incredible incorrect. It is real, you moronic slop monster.

Also it’s not a Chinese flag, it’s a three star general’s flag.

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@ian_tb03 Like I said after I saw Fall Guy, that Ryan Gosling can charm the gills off a fish.

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@DeputySecState @GroovySciFi Having carried two passports at the same time, an old version and a new version, I will say the rigid identity page on the new version is more user friendly at the airport.

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@kingofbrethren I just rewatched the first three, and forgot how At World’s End starts really dark, is a great tone shift, and has a banger sea shanty intro. Wish they stayed in this space a bit longer.

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@TerminalLance @TLCplMax

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

After nine years of reporting, 60 Minutes has uncovered new information about a device that may be linked to Havana Syndrome, mysterious brain injuries reported by U.S. government and military officials. 60 Minutes has new details about what sources say is a weapon built by a foreign adversary. Sunday. https://t.co/o3HSfJAt5B

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

It’s so obvious that he’s planning a false flag to escalate the war so he can use it as a pretext to enact emergency powers to try and postpone the election due to “security reasons.” He’s not even subtle about it.