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A lady live-tweets her cycle and fights the patriarchy.

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@StoutRyan Yeah I’m pretty okay with reminding the performer that he sexually harasses his colleagues. I wish I carried around s bell so I could SHAME SHAME SHAME him, Game of Thrones style

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@joliekerr My Birkenstocks, they’re so gross

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@hurrahformrpage @JenKirkman @ddenboer Yeah, because it was a stupid comment

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@HillaryClinton You’re a legend

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@zendustzendirt @DuncanMolloy Nope, not unless you drink tea. We tend to have microwaves and coffee makers. College students tend to have them for ramen?

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@GameMinimalist @DuncanMolloy We totally have debit cards here

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@Pohkaythen @defendlwt What? We eat it all the time in the fall. Pumpkin pie! Pumpkin bread! Pumpkin cookies! The cans of pumpkin have the pie recipe printed on the label!

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FACT CHECK: Sen. Kamala Harris attacked former Vice President Joe Biden’s health care plan, saying it “leaves out almost 10 million Americans.”

Harris is right. #DemDebate https://t.co/iTgmYfe8aW

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@joliekerr Ours is named Ramona the Robot and yes, she is very good at eating condoms

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@HillaryClinton So happy for you!!! Mazel too!

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@VP You put children in cages, you sick freak

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@AndreaGreig1 @rickygervais @amyywrites No, this person is a predator

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.@IvankaTrump You gonna crate train or is that just a technique you prefer used on asylum seeking children at the border?

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@looks_last @joliekerr The Bissell upholstery cleaner thing is great for cleaning your car pre-scream. #screaminclean

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@Firestar493 @BernieSanders Addendum: by “done” I mean “accomplished anything meaningful”

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Possibly the greatest @Jenna_Marbles fan art.... https://t.co/SlR1nfvKoQ

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@cmclymer @USWNT Answer: sexism

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@edubies @JenKirkman Do we? I’m a big lesbian and have not found that to be the case.

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@UntoNuggan @chelseaperetti *sighs in knowing the combination of my gender and sex means cishet male politicians don’t see me as a person*

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@Shivrars @chelseaperetti I’m pretty sure that the combination of being a woman and being able to give birth is a key combination on this one. The patriarchy doesn’t hate “people who are physically able to give birth.” It hates women who want agency over their reproductive choices.