Air Guitarist

Just ate 9 (nine) veggie hot dogs. Vocalist/guitarist, writer/performer, The Phantom/Taco Alley, jokester/ Transitioning to @HoustonPhantom

[Air Guitarist @UTHBOMB99]

FRIEND: I work for the World Health Organization

ME: [has never heard of that] WHO?

[Air Guitarist @UTHBOMB99]

@wittwells12 I’ve been telling my friends I have the liver of a 5-year old. A German 5yo perhaps, but a 5yo nevertheless

[Houston Newsome/The Phantom @HoustonPhantom]

Don’t know who needs to see this

Link of the day: https://t.co/FuP9xewxBr @ Grapevine, Texas https://t.co/RJvel1oHtV

[Houston Newsome/The Phantom @HoustonPhantom]

I am become Brooks, the destroyer of Dunn

[Air Guitarist @UTHBOMB99]

https://t.co/PKY2cizkv6

[Air Guitarist @UTHBOMB99]

@NoahRCollins Atlantis changed is name to “Pigeon Forge”

[Houston Newsome/The Phantom @HoustonPhantom]

On the Job thought: Why is it called “car sickness” and not “auto immunity disorder”?

[Houston Newsome/The Phantom @HoustonPhantom]

The views on this have almost doubled since Monday, mostly from search terms. Still wrapping my head around how random YouTube is! Check out this funny little ditty if you haven't already: https://t.co/qzCzWlVizw

[Air Guitarist @UTHBOMB99]

Sorry I haven’t been funny in a while. Maybe you should try seeing me slightly more serious.

(Is it seriousness or young professional pandering? 🤷🏻‍♂️)

[Houston Newsome/The Phantom @HoustonPhantom]

Well, I decided to get back on FB after not being there for, like, 4 years, but I'm trying to maintain as much social media presence as possible. So here's my new professional page if you're more of an FB person: https://t.co/THdqF05Jr3

[Air Guitarist @UTHBOMB99]

Missed this one from my last road trip

https://t.co/ObMUtf4PkU

[Air Guitarist @UTHBOMB99]

The best view I'll ever have while taking a piss

[Air Guitarist @UTHBOMB99]

Doing my part

[Air Guitarist @UTHBOMB99]

@NoahRCollins Setting a “Higher” record, were you?

[Air Guitarist @UTHBOMB99]

Hope to see y’all live this summer! 🤘🏻

[Air Guitarist @UTHBOMB99]

@Failure Saw the documentary trailer yesterday. Big congrats! Decided to whip something up in your honor:
https://t.co/y0qlPpc9tm

[Air Guitarist @UTHBOMB99]

YouTube comment section, circa 1927

[Air Guitarist @UTHBOMB99]

What… What am I missing here?

[Air Guitarist @UTHBOMB99]

@Jeaney_Collects You can’t make this stuff up

[Air Guitarist @UTHBOMB99]

Short for “Elongated Muskrat,” right? @CrossWorthy

[Air Guitarist @UTHBOMB99]

Hey, go watch me shamelessly shake my butt to a Madonna song

https://t.co/VZpmze8ty8