Utilitarians for JB Pritzker

Maximizing utility by electing America’s favorite hotel billionaire

[Utilitarians for JB Pritzker @utils4pritzker]

@sushib00 A battle in the woods and maybe something to do with an unlikely defense of an area against outnumbering forces.

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

Sir, please kindly shut the fuck up

[Utilitarians for JB Pritzker @utils4pritzker]

@hag98588995 @Zizek4Pritzker @GovPritzker What a nonsensical thing to say

[Utilitarians for JB Pritzker @utils4pritzker]

@ember_member @PritzkerForPrez Well said. I would add B I G

[Utilitarians for JB Pritzker @utils4pritzker]

Wow! I didn’t expect to have Chomsky on our side so early. @Zizek4Pritzker

[Utilitarians for JB Pritzker @utils4pritzker]

@cityafreaks One of my favorite images

[Utilitarians for JB Pritzker @utils4pritzker]

@davidleo24 @PredictIt @OldBullTV @PritzkerForPrez I say put $1000 on the big man and donate the profit to effective altruist charities.

[Utilitarians for JB Pritzker @utils4pritzker]

@Zizek4Pritzker America today is *sniff sniff* dominated by ideology and so on. But there is one man who, you know, is not an ideologue. In a country that is all dogma, he is —I argue— the big dog.

[Utilitarians for JB Pritzker @utils4pritzker]

Some philosophy problems are easier than others

[Utilitarians for JB Pritzker @utils4pritzker]

@zspencer9735 @realFrosst The expected value of learning a bunch about politics so you can post better is pretty low. Better to maximize your own utility and pleasure, and just keep voting blue no matter who.

[Utilitarians for JB Pritzker @utils4pritzker]

@Commies4Pritz In this sense, Martha McSally is the most significant politician in recent memory. She flipped both AZ senate seats blue because she was just that bad a candidate both times. Incredible work!

[Utilitarians for JB Pritzker @utils4pritzker]

@Commies4Pritz I like the way you think. Bailey seems like a particularly bad candidate. Perhaps the most good he can do is not donate his organs, but continue winning primaries and losing general elections to democrats.

[Utilitarians for JB Pritzker @utils4pritzker]

@FrankCalabrese @JBPritzker @JMilesColeman @Redistrict Wow they’re paying governors a lot these days, huh

[Utilitarians for JB Pritzker @utils4pritzker]

@PritzkerForPrez Only foolish deontologists have a problem with this

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@ArmandDoma Let’s just imagine he’s a YIMBY Georgist so we can all be happy.

[Utilitarians for JB Pritzker @utils4pritzker]

@ArmandDoma He really hates property tax I’ll tell ya that much

[Maoists for Pritzker @Commies4Pritz]

Comrade Pritzker will make everyone a Supreme Court Justice.