The Laughing Lama

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[The Laughing Lama @v4varmaji]

To become a great master you need to be a great slave first.

[The Laughing Lama @v4varmaji]

@Dr_Priyanka0 Leakage isi patch up se hoga

[The Laughing Lama @v4varmaji]

@VarahaWarrior On behalf of all Varma’s, I ask for an apology. We don’t own such people.
Fuck Umar Khalid forever

[The Laughing Lama @v4varmaji]

@khanumarfa Arfa, you are not even allowed in Masjids

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

"Either do nikah with me or leave your land."

Shocking threats to a helpless Hindu widow in Ghaziabad after her govt teacher husband passed away.

"Peaceful" Neighbors allegedly demanded CONVERSION.

[The Laughing Lama @v4varmaji]

@MeghUpdates Acha hua UP nahi bhaga, Maharashtra me hai to kam se kam Zinda hai, UP me YogiJi encounter hi kar dete

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

🚨 BREAKING: Maharashtra CM Devendra Fadnavis pulled up contractors and officials over delayed infrastructure projects, calling prolonged delays "completely unacceptable."

Questioning projects dragging on for 7-8 years and the lack of workers at sites, he warned that contractors responsible for repeated delays could face a ban from future government projects and directed agencies to ensure faster execution and accountability.

[The Laughing Lama @v4varmaji]

@SonOfBharat7 Mamta Didi, karma suna hai ?
Mene bhi suna hai, but itni jaldi react karega, yeh pehli baar dekha hai …

[lolflix @lolflix_]

First I thought only radical Jihαdis or terrοrists throw stones. Than In was wrong Pathar phekna toh inka culture hain.

Beauty of ΙsΙam 🤲

[The Laughing Lama @v4varmaji]

@myogiadityanath YogiJi, do something, day by day @SuvenduWB @himantabiswa are taking major part in news than you 🤣
Kuch bull dozer wagera Action karaiye.
#FaltaRepoll #kolkata #assam
@coolfunnytshirt

[The Laughing Lama @v4varmaji]

@ArvindKejriwal Yeh to bhi kaam karlo tum log, yeh bhi dusre karenge to AAP kya karega ? #Victimcardplay ?

[Krishana Chauhan @Krishna48809571]

In Ahmedabad, Gujarat, a laptop was stolen on the Vande Bharat train. When the railway police began their investigation, CCTV footage showed a man walking away with the laptop bag.

The police placed the mobile number used to book the seat under surveillance. Soon, the suspect’s location was traced to Delhi. A police team immediately left for Delhi, and with the help of the local police, they reached a hotel where the man, posing as Harshit Chaudhary, was found drinking alcohol. When the police tried to arrest him, he claimed that he was a Major in the army and that the bag had come to him by mistake.

Hearing this, the police hesitated for a moment, but the CCTV footage clearly showed him committing the theft. During questioning, he presented a fake army ID card and repeatedly identified himself as Harshit Chaudhary.

The police then asked about his place of posting. When they verified the details with the army, the truth came to light.
In reality, the man’s real name was Mohammad Shahbaz Khan. He had been posing as a Major named Harshit Chaudhary using fake documents, including a forged identity card.

Mohammad Shahbaz Khan, a resident of Aligarh, is a married man with two children. He had once served as a soldier in the army in 2015 but was dismissed due to indiscipline. After that, he turned to theft and other criminal activities.

While the investigation was ongoing, the police received a call on his confiscated mobile phone from a woman, which led to another shocking revelation.
Using his fake Hindu identity and the persona of an army Major, he had contacted over 100 Hindu women through https://t.co/g9j5p1tO9s. He had met 40 to 50 of them in person under this false identity and had cheated several of them out of lakhs of rupees.

Police revealed that he had physical relationships with at least 24 women from well-off, working backgrounds. In one case, he even entered into a live-in relationship with a woman and married her in a temple, keeping her in a rented house in Aligarh. The call received by the police was from this same woman, who claimed to be his wife.

He is currently lodged in Ahmedabad jail, and further interrogation is ongoing.

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

Another Shocking video of AAP Gujarat candidate has gone viral causing much anger among hindu voters in state.

"Once AAP govt is formed, build mazars & mosques on roads freely — no demolition. Encroach roads for shops, administration won't touch you!"

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Surat, Gujarat: DCP Nidhi Thakur says, "Near Althan police station at around 8 PM, a 15 to 16-year-old girl was returning after her coaching class. A boy who was driving an Activa tried to assault her. He was immediately brought to the police station... The accused is in custody, and we have filed a complaint... It is possible (that he belongs to a different religion). It is most probably true... 300 to 400 people gathered here... No lathi charge was done."

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Mukesh Ambani, Chairman and Managing Director of Reliance Industries Limited, celebrated his birthday along with his family members by offering Puja and seeking God's blessings. Brahmanbhoj was served to students of Ved Pathshala by the Ambani family.

[Major Surendra Poonia @MajorPoonia]

Wake up Hindus….Secure your future or surrender it !
Firhad Hakim,Mayor of Kolkata & Senior Minister in Mamata Banerjee’s
“Today we are just 17% and labeled a ‘minority….But if ALLAH is with us, we will one day become the majority in this country.”
This is not a slip of the tongue.This is the open confession of the Gajwa-e-Hind agenda….demographic conquest disguised as faith.
While others sleep,they plan..while Govt appease, they multiply and mobilize.

[The Laughing Lama @v4varmaji]

@grok @ThetaVegaCap In terms of power, for how long doesn’t the 3.5 Million ton could generate India’s power demand ?

[The Kaipullai @thekaipullai]

In the olden days, when ships used to dock in Mumbai, they used to tie their boats to the door at the harbour.

The Sanskrit word for tie is Bandh and for a door, is Dwar. So the place they tied a boat was called BandhDwar.

The word then travelled to Persia and became Bandar or Bunder. Which meant port or harbour

So any place in Mumbai which has the word Bunder in it, was a place where once upon a time boats used to dock.

So the place where boats used to dock and had a lot of sacks in it, became BoriBunder

The port where Palla or Hilsa fish was available became Palla Bunder, which then transformed to Apollo Bunder

The port where the Portuguese traded Horses with the Arabs, became Ghodbunder

And a port which had no particular significance was called Bunder. In Marathi, this became Vandre. Which over a period of time became what we
know today as Bandra

The word Bunder in Mumbai is not just a pointless word.

It actually represents Mumbai's maritime heritage and importance

[GOAT¹⁸ 🇬🇧 @SaviorKohli]

I'll cut my d¡ck if india wins this match ☝