Vicky 🏳️‍🌈

Proud misandrist

[Vicky 🏳️‍🌈 @v_key95]

Men are annoying. And I will always express how unfortunate it is that I even like them.

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Me advising my female friends

[Big M💎 @mihletshemese]

your closest friends living far away from you is so annoying.

[brando uchiha @imhighkeycool]

how i talk to my close friends vs how I talk to everyone else

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I WANNA STOP DRINKING 😔😔but I realized the owner of the liquor store gotta family to feed !

[VALENTINA @vvaalb]

the feminine urge to ask u to explain how u feel abt me in extreme detail

[JP @jpbrammer]

asking my girl which hospital she’s in because someone told me the queen was dying

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

the feminine urge to say “liar” everytime a man speaks

[gloria alamrew, renowned Pisces 🌒 @GloriaAlamrew]

nothing shook me more in my coming of age as a Black girl than realizing that when yt women said “tall dark and handsome” they meant like, Ben Affleck

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

There is no way people would continue to seek internship at this hospital

[adhd-angsty @AdhdAngsty]

The ADHD urge to quit your job as soon as you've mastered it and built a good reputation because it's no longer sparkly and you know it's only a matter of time before you get bored

[Bells 🌴 @fwBllls]

"I'll get back to you" person wey no get retentive memory.

[LinkedIn @LinkedIn]

little miss gives up on a job application if it requires a cover letter

[BIG milk, not the little one @msbigmilk]

this just pissed me off.

[Skr!lla @Srtt4_]

This show didn’t have no plot bro just woke up every day like “where the bitches at”

[tall glass of wine 🍷 @pearlsofly]

giving him head because the one he has is empty >>

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me and my bestie thinking about how to get rich without working:

[Vicky 🏳️‍🌈 @v_key95]

😂😂😂😂 why are you so cute