Tchitcherine

American churl

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

What if I learned Spanish and got a job for Google in San Salvador? How many years do you think it would take for Bukele to realize I'm his top guy and make me the governor of a significant trade district?

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

When I talk to someone on adhd meds it's like the scene in Jurassic Park 2 when the kids find the tiny raptors, and they're like "oh these aren't so bad" but they can apprehend the carnivorous intentions in those beady little eyes.

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

Reminds me of my dad's "Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies Institute" mug lol.

[University of Austin (UATX) @uaustinorg]

What our students are reading during orientation this week

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

Play with a few thousand dollars at a casino and they say you have a gambling problem, but stake 100s of thousands on a bet with the government that you'll make it to 65 and that's considered a great investment.

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

Making a bet with the government over how long you're going to live, it's lit

[Neet @neet_sol]

maxing out your 401k and IRA is retarded

dude congrats ur gonna be the richest in the retirement home

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

I'm the Yo Yo Ma of the dog whistle, and the crinkled brow of a person pondering whether what I said is offensive is my concerto.

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

I've got a hankerin for some tastefully subtle hoe scaring but no hoes to scare.

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

Snarky reviewers with eccentric taste were a luxury. All we're left with are standard liberal median-educated-voter types.

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

I don't think a conspiracy is necessary to explain high rotten tomatoes scores for movies like Odyssey. I think reviewers are just a very homogeneous demo who are easy to cater to, and they're infected with the "let people enjoy things" liberal ethos.

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

Almost every anti-smoking statistic is like "smokers are 20% more likely to have tattoos, so to avoid getting tattoos don't smoke."

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

Elle Fanning's dispassionate ponderation of death after finding a new wrinkle.

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

Elle Fanning's aquiescence to watching a tv show her husband wants to watch but she's not really interested in but she doesn't have anything better to do and she's going to scroll on her phone anyway.

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

Elle Fanning's vague sense of disquiet upon returning to her apartment and finding herself alone when she thought her husband would be home.

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

Megalopolis is like the greatest boomer political facebook post of all time.

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

Like how Zizek appreciated Ayn Rand for taking the ideology of capitalism and distilling it into its purest form in the Fountainhead. It might not be admirable, but it's interesting and useful.

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

Megalopolis is great because nobody else has the deranged sincerity to make a dead earnest movie about post-sixties psychedelic techno-messianism (which really is the operative ideology for a huge part of the population).

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

In the Adams-Jefferson correspondence you can see some minor spelling differences between them. I like the idea that there were multiple respected ways to write correct English. Descriptivism for 130+ iq anglos.

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

I like how, despite his personal quirks, Warhol generally ran his art business like a typical tightwad, mercenary, slipshod, opportunistic immigrant small business owner.

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

Bob Colacello said when Andy Warhol was going to meet someone new he asked two questions: are they rich, and are they Jewish?

[Tchitcherine @v_tchitcherine]

Being a stay-at-home mom sounds better than a bullshit office job, but I get how it's less glamorous than the life of travel and parties most girls imagine. I bet the ones that flip out are probably alone a lot.