Alex Vaccarino

Netflix Marketing | Takes Better Care of Dog than Self | 📍LA,CA

[socialist sopranos memes @gabagoolmarx]

It’s called DoorDash, T. People pay 50 bucks for someone to leave some McDonalds on their porch so they don’t gotta talk to nobody.

[Alex Vaccarino @vacattackk]

I entered the AS YOU LIKE IT Lottery for a chance to win free tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: hthttps://www.todaytix.com/nyc/shows/25757?share=enter

[Jaylen @barbookcase]

my mom asked for five of my favorite books and surprised me with this ornament 🥲

[Sera Gamble @serathegamble]

This really made me feel like @taylorswift13 for a second. Thanks for that.

#YouNetflix @YouNetflix

[YOU @YouNetflix]

Whoever said raising a child would be a piece of cake? YOU S3 is coming October 15.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

This took guts. Thank you for not staying silent, Paxton.

https://t.co/DlwEgmMRGN

[Ollie @whalefern]

the crucial 4th ice cream bowl was lost at some point, forever altering the vibe

[Alex Vaccarino @vacattackk]

I hate it here and then I love it here

[Cher @cher]

CHRISTOPHER MELONI
IS EXCELLENT,
CHARISMATIC ACTOR.

[Cher @cher]

CHRISTOPHER MELONI
IS EXCELLENT,
CHARISMATIC ACTOR.

[Austin J. Clements @ClementsAustinJ]

"Are you fucking kidding me?!"

--my 2yo, clear as a bell, in the middle of PetSmart, upon seeing a snake in real life for the first time

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

In elementary school my team lost unfairly in a game of dodgeball because the other side hit our last man standing in the head and I challenged it and our PE teacher said “In a year you won’t remember this game” and I said “What’s the date?” and he said “April 11th.” Here we are.

[YOU @YouNetflix]

just found this photo of my grandpa from the 1950s he was such a vibe

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can host an extravagant party at your West Egg mansion that symbolizes the superficiality and moral corruption of the rich

[Alex Vaccarino @vacattackk]

hahahahhahahhaha

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

vaccinated people should NOT be doing heists right now. its an irresponsible time to gather 6-8 of your girlfriends to steal from the MET. cant believe I have to say this

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

"People are allowed to dislike things" wrong! no one is allowed to dislike the part in "The Cask of Amontillado" where Fortunato says "don't worry, I'm not going to die of a cough" and Montresor says "true"

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

Let me know if anyone wants to use my Ben Affleck Tarot deck.