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I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you.

[Dash Dobrofsky @DashDobrofsky]

A large quantity of Americans will knowingly give away their Social Security, their Medicare, and their reproductive freedoms just to ensure Critical Race Theory is no longer taught at any K-12 schools — even though Critical Race Theory has never been taught at any K-12 schools.

[trash jones @jzux]

if you can’t handle me at my sleepiest you don’t deserve me at my coziest

[TB @90zTai]

Ben franklin when they told him he going on a $100 bill

[Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh_]

I’ve never seen this before and it makes the hounding of them by the British tabloids even more grotesque

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Late in pregnancy abortions are not something that need to be voted on because they do not happen unless the mother's life is at risk. No person wants to have a late in pregnancy abortion. No doctor would perform an unnecessary late in pregnancy abortion. There is no issue.

[Overtime @overtime]

Only in NYC 🤣 (via beautifulsoulsinnyc/IG)

[N-Yen💸 @NiaUpenda]

It’s crazy you deadass have to clean your house every day. I grew up thinking my mom was just neurotic lmfao

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

“astrology isn’t real” bro we’re on a spinning rock and we have to pay for water. nothing is “real”.

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

I like how we're supposed to believe these are both written by the same guy, back to back.

[AT @primediscussion]

Do you know how obnoxious a parent I would be if my baby was cooking y’all kids like this?

[Jaguar Right Paw @EDIBLU]

These are the type of men that grow up to make laws regarding women's bodies.

[Abolish Nigerian Men In Nigeria 🙏🏾 @RaeBeaute]

Little miss I want to be tiktok

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

[Jaded Smith @_TravisAvenue]

Im trippin or animals been getting they fucking LICK BACK lately ?

[Zullie @ZullieTheWitch]

If we found out reincarnation was real and had a way to verifiably track who a reincarnated person was in a previous life, how long would it take for companies to make sure you inherited debt from your previous lives?