valerio 🇪🇺 🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🍉

Daydreamer, dad, designer, Euro-Californian.

[valerio 🇪🇺 🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🍉 @valit]

@codeverity Hockey saved him from a life of crime

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@DefiantLs This must be the most confrontational person in Japan...

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@preshtalwalkar Between 10 and 12. There’s no way of knowing if a cube is present in the central position on the first and second levels since it’s hidden by the cubes around it. I.e. could be hollow.

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@lindayaX Lol that’s hilarious. It’s a joke right?
I don’t get it…

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.@ArwaM was already my favorite Guardian columnist. Now that she addresses the fundamental topic of finding good deodorants in the US, I think we are twins.

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@RealTimers @billmaher @tedcruz @StreamOnMax I increasingly feel that these days for Bill Maher to "reach across the isle", he should try talking to a progressive.

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@pinchofactivism Trying to figure this one out still but it seems that if what you're saying were true, the big players would be in favor of it. But they're not.

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me: #heygoogle set an alarm for 1:30.
G: Ok, your alarm is set for 1:30pm. BTW #protip: you can ask me...
me: heygoogle - can you stop giving me pro tips?
G: Ok. I have cancelled your alarm.
#passiveaggressive

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I think the monarchy is a bit like packaged meat in a supermarket. It looks all nice and clean so you don’t have to think about how it got there.

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Happy #InternationalWomensDay2022

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@ashman34 That's quite the endorsement!

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I have PTSD from scheduling a flight with @FlySWISS. I think this bit of their website is a good representation of the absurdity of the experience.

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So, I’m trying to cancel a subscription on @Amazon. I can’t find how to do it but Amazon will sell me a book that can teach me how to do it.

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In a chat with @Carvana. Should I keep waiting?

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Google Maps' monthly updates in the time of coronavirus.

* You've been to *
1 place : home

* Your highlights *
Places visited : the supermarket

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Bye bye Blighty 😢

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Google Playing the odds

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@amy_everett_ @intweed Congratulations :)

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@mrjamesob Whoever this woman is, she doesn’t seem to get that it’s the law that’s above the government, not the court. Government needs to act within the constraints of the law. That this is such a hard concept to grasp, shows how low we have fallen.

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I love how BoJo can in one breath claim to respect the judiciary while stating that 11 justices unanimously came to the wrong conclusion. It’s like me disagreeing with a panel of doctors about their interpretation of my x-ray. #brexit