Mama Pez

Just a Mom and her little hound, too. 🎀

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[◥◤Kriston Capps @kristoncapps]

This is the one true recipe for a Reflecting Pool: 2oz rum, 4oz pineapple juice, 1oz blue curacao, one Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up

[Mama Pez @valleydoll]

@EricDM1 @jsidman @MaxwellFrostFL omg the blue fruit roll up garnish is ::chef’s kiss:: 🤌🏽😂

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Complete rubbish. Writers who actually write their own books will be in demand, because what we seek in writing is the voice and perspective of a human being, even if we don't know it. No one wants to read a book that no one wrote.

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[Mama Pez @valleydoll]

truer words were never spoken.

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

Five Mexican guys could have fixed the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in one weekend, but we deported them.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

If you watched the Obama Presidential Center opening, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade yesterday afternoon - and nothing else - you could actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250.

True story.

[Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer @EvanKirstel]

@thetomcelica

[Mama Pez @valleydoll]

@DennyGo8 @RepNancyMace I think that’s asking a little too much of ol’ Nance.

[Mama Pez @valleydoll]

one of those late 60s-early 70s oil rain lamps hung in the background would really complete the look amirite

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

DEAR GOD THE WHITE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP RUSSIAN 80S WHORE HOUSE 😬

[Mama Pez @valleydoll]

@ChefReactions Traveled there with my daughter when she graduated college. Just the two of us all over London: walking, on trains, taxis… it was glorious. I’ve never felt safer traveling as women alone in a foreign country.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

LOL! Who did this one?😅

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Here’s a picture of my doctor making house calls

[Mama Pez @valleydoll]

It’s called “sundowning” and is dementia related behavior.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump is having a mental health episode right now. He’s been posting on social media all night. He posted at:

9:49pm (Ai Jesus photo)
9:50pm (Trump tower on moon)
10:10pm (dumb meme)
10:32pm (news clip)
10:53pm (news clip)
12:43am (announcing Hormuz blockade)
2:35am (article about Biden)
2:36am (article on naval blockade)
2:37am (article on Rep. Swalwell)
2:37am (posted the same article about Biden again)
2:38am (article on his ballroom)
4:10am (article on Iran)

He’s not sleeping, he’s pretending to be Jesus, and he’s posting all night. He’s not well.

[Dave DeCamp @DecampDave]

My policy on Pope Leo tweets is to just let the Holy Father cook

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

How are eighty million people calling for the 25th amendment but Congress is still at Disneyland?

[Horror Mike🚀👹 @TheHorrorMike]

@Ljiljana1972

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

HE IS RISEN!

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The cross is part of the mission. The imperialist occupation of the world is disrupted from within; the violence that until now has been the law is unmasked. The poor, imprisoned, and rejected Messiah descends into the darkness of death, yet in so doing He brings a new creation to light. #HolyThursday