David VanBenschoten

[David VanBenschoten @vanbam1980]

@tarrevizzsla Me too…

[David VanBenschoten @vanbam1980]

@u03c0 @goodtroubless @Dturner95449643 In fairness, the MyPillow guy still seems pretty sure that former President Trump will be reinstated soon. Those pillows can be washed and not only retain fluffiness, they become more fluffy. Obviously that does not make him a constitutional scholar, but it’s worth something.

[David VanBenschoten @vanbam1980]

@Dturner95449643 @goodtroubless How is he the Antichrist reincarnated? The antichrist has not yet walked on the earth. Do you mean the antichrist incarnate? That would make more sense in a stupid and wrong sort of way.

[David VanBenschoten @vanbam1980]

@Dturner95449643 @goodtroubless Gotcha…. Have a good night.

[David VanBenschoten @vanbam1980]

@Dturner95449643 @goodtroubless How does calling someone a “pussy” jive with telling someone to accept Jesus Christ as their personal savior? We in the Christian community need to avoid that behavior a few tweets before encouraging others to pursue a relationship with the Lord. It doesn’t play well.

[David VanBenschoten @vanbam1980]

@Maxx96938021 @Rstandiego @kylenabecker His job was not to prevent her from breaching that area of the Capital.

[David VanBenschoten @vanbam1980]

@RealMichaelKay wow, that last call was painful! Andrew, you need to do better screening.

[David VanBenschoten @vanbam1980]

@GeoffJMags Feels like it would be a do something for the sake of doing something move.

[David VanBenschoten @vanbam1980]

@avocadosintheOF As a Yankee fan, screw you. Also, hahaha that is so unbelievably accurate. Freaking Sanchez...

[David VanBenschoten @vanbam1980]

@TheDailyShow I’m sure this was a totally honest mistake...

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Prayers up for Fox News’s three-day burger ban fear-mongering campaign 🙏

[David VanBenschoten @vanbam1980]

@B4Mets_Yankees Frazier, Torres, Sanchez, and Hicks look completely lost. Not to mention, Odor was batting cleanup! Other than prayer that Torres gets going, how does this get better? Voit should help, but this is a dumpster fire. Half the lineup is completely inept.

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

New trailer for Season 2 of ‘Ted Lasso’, premiering on AppleTV+ on July 23rd.

[David VanBenschoten @vanbam1980]

@RealMichaelKay I know you love Boone, I love him too. But frankly, this team looks very poorly managed. Tons of errors, highly questionable moves with the lineup (Frazier). Winning is the great deodorant but right now we smell horrible. Might be time for a closed door meeting.

[David VanBenschoten @vanbam1980]

@DonLagreca I assume drop madness is off for next year? I mean, what’s the point?

[David VanBenschoten @vanbam1980]

@RealMichaelKay thank you for making a crappy 24 hours so so so much better. That made me laugh about as hard as I’ve laughed in a good, long while...

[David VanBenschoten @vanbam1980]

@RealMichaelKay if Domingo German struggles, Deivi Garcia is “lurking”. Not a negative connotation in that context.