Nic van Oppen

“We’re just here to fart around and die” -Vonnegut
Co-Inventor of the Aux bucket. Mn sports diehard. Rutgers enthusiast. It’s good to enjoy things.

[Nic van Oppen @vanclosed]

Make your next shot your best shot

[Nic @Nic111392]

Most embarrassing?

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

I’ve watched essentially every World Cup game now, and I cannot stress just how much I absolutely detest these hydration breaks.

It sucks the life out of these games like nothing I’ve ever seen before.

[Peter Hamby @PeterHamby]

How about Fox announcers insisting on “Türkiye” and “Czechia” but also just saying Ivory Coast instead of Cote D’Ivoire

[jezz @JezziiB]

The World Cup fans falling in love with America aren’t in the places MAGA controls ... they’re in New York, LA, Seattle. Chicago, San Francisco, and Boston, the cities Republicans have spent a decade calling dangerous, godless hellholes that apparently the entire world wants to visit.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

You defunded Elmo.

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

DEI

[Nic van Oppen @vanclosed]

And he was right to say it

[Nic van Oppen @vanclosed]

No one:
Not a soul:
The whole room:
Cody Gakpo: It’s Cody Gakpo Time

[Nic van Oppen @vanclosed]

No one:
Not a soul:
The whole room:
Cody Gakpo: It’s Cody Gakpo Time

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

🚨 Close up of Madibo’s horror tackle on Koné

[Red @TaintlessRed]

I hate to break it to you but football fans are like this in all World Cups. It's the fans that bring their culture and traditions and camaraderie to the matches. Nothing to do with being in the US.

[adriely @adrielycrf]

“não pode torcer pra uma seleção que não é a sua"

eu quando uma seleção africana tirar o título de uma seleção europeia

[Aitor Lagunas @aitorlagunas]

‘Pausa de hidratación’ con 19 grados y lluvia en Toronto. Deberían ir buscando otro eufemismo
- parón de facturación
- momento de imprimir billetes
- F5 de ingresos
- ‘zona Infantino’

[Ace Humphreys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🦢 @Ace109610]

Couple of Congo fans celebrated the equaliser in front of Portugal fans 😂
Inject it into my veins 🩵
#FIFAWorldCup

[Nic van Oppen @vanclosed]

Every striker ever

[Alex Truica @AlexTruica]

This rule is just ridiculous.

Kane can do whatever he wants in the run up. But when the GK reacts to his stutter steps and is 1cm off his line, Kane gets bailed out by VAR.

The most unfair rule in all of sports. Just benefiting the strikers.

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 @JackDunc1]

England being the first country to boo the hydration break so loudly the stadium shakes. Proud. 😫😫

[Nic van Oppen @vanclosed]

They need to boo louder.

[Amos Murphy @AmosMurphy_]

Fair play to those England fans booing the hydration break.

Stoppage in an air conditioned stadium after 22 minutes.

Absolute madness.

[slimmington @slagasis]

The concept of thanking the US State Department for solving an issue they caused

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

As beautiful and deserving as this is, it’s also a blatant example of how easily the state department can intervene with these manufactured visa issues most of the global south teams have had to endure as intimidation tactics by this tiny dick administration

[reilly @RustyGoomba]

now watch this drive

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

Two games ago the MOTM was telling us he couldn't bring his mom to watch the most important moment of his entire career cause her visa got rejected