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[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

I’m more mature than most girls my age because today I sneezed and pee came out.

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

Who is the most normal person you know?

Just kidding. Everyone is insane.

[Brent Morin @BrentMorin]

March 20th. Only on @netflix #therapy

[Vander Beta @vanderxgamma]

Pt. 2 @xxVanderAlphaxx

[Vander Beta @vanderxgamma]

See? He gets it. @xxVanderAlphaxx

[Vander Beta @vanderxgamma]

🙋 https://t.co/ngQlM24CJ8

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

Raise your hand if you would rather see @PattyJenks next movie (whatever it is) way more than Avatar 2.

[Vander Beta @vanderxgamma]

Thanks for making Target more enjoyable @RonFunches!

[Ben McCool @BenMcCool]

Holy shit did kids' TV get bleak

[Vander Beta @vanderxgamma]

I'm pretty sure most of us are, too. https://t.co/uSw6RbDQY9

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

We are deeply disappointed that the United States federal government has decided to withdraw from the Paris Agreement.

[Vander Beta @vanderxgamma]

Reject Trump's Muslim Ban https://t.co/IzY4L2LaLC @moveon @MPower_Change

[Vander Beta @vanderxgamma]

Honey, I'm leaving you, and using all our money for a chance at a date with Idris Elba. https://t.co/GKbfovo2jE

[Vander Beta @vanderxgamma]

Love this! https://t.co/PGOkP4VXQG

[RAB FLORENCE @robertflorence]

That's you on the right, celebrating the end of 2016, thinking it's all over.

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

Nothing to see here. Everyone has one.

[Vander Beta @vanderxgamma]

😻😻😻😻😻 https://t.co/kkYN45H0no

[Joseph P. Illidge @JosephPIllidge]

KAPOW. @BlackGirlNerds @FilmFatale_NYC https://t.co/r9fROmmnUN

[Vander Beta @vanderxgamma]

@pattonoswalt so precious!

[Vander Beta @vanderxgamma]

You know you're old when it's not even a quarter til 9, and you're like...

[Ali Spagnola @alispagnola]

HOW TO MAKE EGGNOG

A twist on the original that went viral. Watch the whole story here→https://t.co/R6vj5uPB1m https://t.co/oBF6kJDoFv

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Finally saw Star Wars. Pretty good. Not as much action as I hoped but Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were funny as shit.