Functionally Insane

mom of 2 boys, "chaos coordinator"; professional face washer, former veterinary technician, BA in psychology; Resist

[Functionally Insane @vanessaj0301]

Did I hear that right? Did Donald Trump actually tell Mike Pence that if he didn’t go along with rejecting the electoral college, the he “wouldn’t like him anymore” #CapitolRiot

[Functionally Insane @vanessaj0301]

@PrimeVideo Please bring back the movie The ‘Burbs. It is my all time favorite movie (closely followed by PCU) & now I can’t watch either. Please bring some joy to my little black heart and give me just one of these cinematic treasures @tomhanks @jeremypiven

[Functionally Insane @vanessaj0301]

@tedcruz Prayers do nothing now. How about you “prolifers” actually protect life

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Average cost of 1 year of public college in 1992: $2,349

What it should be in 2022 based on inflation: $4,813

What it actually is: $11,631

A country of well-educated, financially secure people benefits us all.

👉🏻 #CancelStudentDebt and make public college tuition-free.

[Yawns in Lawyer @SunnyEaton]

I have decided to forgive my own student loans. Peace be with you.

[Functionally Insane @vanessaj0301]

@StevenBeschloss It’s like finding a cure for cancer but not wanting anyone to have it because you lost a loved one to cancer.

[Functionally Insane @vanessaj0301]

https://t.co/euZf6LDU1y

[Functionally Insane @vanessaj0301]

@solarpowerpunk When my oldest was about 3 years old, he saw a heavyset, bald man at the grocery store. He pointed & shouted “it’s Mister Potatohead!”

[dani ✨ @duhdxni]

if you’re a bald male PLEASE stay inside until we find this weirdo #BrianLaundrie 😤🙄 #GabbyPetitoCase #GabbyPetito

[Functionally Insane @vanessaj0301]

@TheRealHoarse I got a 3 day ban for harassment and bullying on bookface for telling a guy that he was a dumbass AFTER he said that he “misses the days when women died in childbirth”. I reported his comment as well for bullying, but @Facebook said it doesn’t go against their community standards

[Functionally Insane @vanessaj0301]

@Facebook is so messed up! I get a 3 day ban for telling someone he is a dumba$$, but his comment to me saying that he “misses the days when women died in childbirth” isn’t considered bullying or harassment!?! Psshh… GTF out of here with that misogynistic BS 🙄

[Functionally Insane @vanessaj0301]

@ultabeauty Four months later, I’m still waiting for my refund or replacement on a destroyed order back at Christmas. Your customer service is severely lacking

[Functionally Insane @vanessaj0301]

Hey @ultabeauty This is how my stuff just arrived via @UPS
I don’t get to spoil myself often, so when I get a gift card from my mother in law, it’s normally a treat
This is right on par though with 2020 though

[Functionally Insane @vanessaj0301]

I bet he skips to work now
#DrFauci

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Exclusive: In a Times interview, Dr. Anthony Fauci describes receiving death threats and a powder-filled letter during his fraught year advising Donald Trump. https://t.co/sYnZosyWRu

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

pro tip: it's time to take down your Trump flag, you look like a sad idiot

[Functionally Insane @vanessaj0301]

@itsJeffTiedrich My mother in law’s husband put up this flag in their front yard. Go ahead and let him know how you feel about it (I left his IG there for all you to do as you wish)

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Ready to serve.

[Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney]

NEW: The FBI is investigating a claim that a PA woman who rioted at the Capitol on Jan. 6 stole a laptop from Speaker Pelosi's office and intended to sell it to the Russians.

The FBI says she appears to have fled. More about this bizarre case: https://t.co/mJwjcShEDi

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

How many public servants need to hire security to make sure their husbands and wives and children aren’t murdered before they toss this piece of shit into a cell and throw away the key?