i'm literally so stoned while watching sharkboy & lavagirl rn and they have the audacity to interrupt me with this right before taylor lautner starts singing
announcing onlyphans!
100% of all money raised will be deposited directly into our bank accounts so phil can invest in the oil industry and dan can buy more black sweaters
having a dissociative mental illness is so weird bc i can do all the things i gotta do but none of it feels real lol so i'm like "i can see that i'm on a plane right now but fuck knows if it's actually a real thing or a dream"
PICK ME PICK ME I KNOW THIS ONE
it's the fuckin 2011 'zzzonked' performance live at the electric ballroom at 2:47 where @RouReynolds just absolutely fuckin sends it
i have listened to this scream an unhealthy amount of times
https://t.co/KBN22v0QOj