Kid Now

[cinnamon @whatevercamille]

if maine could consider putting a starbucks somewhere between portland & bridgton that would be spectacular

[Kid Now @vannykidnow]

I understand not wanting to sit on the toilet seat, but I don't understand pissing all over it and leaving it there, that's just as fucking disgusting you fucking imbecile 😠

[Kid Now @vannykidnow]

🐐🐐🐐🐐

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Larry Bird is the only person in NBA history to be named Rookie of the Year, Most Valuable Player, NBA Finals MVP, All-Star MVP, Coach of the Year, and Executive of the Year.

☘️

[Grateful Dead @GratefulDead]

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[, @w0a0i0f]

bro ur gf is fucking noob i saw her say she uses the st ives apricot face scrub as her night time exfoliant ... mega cringe ...

[Jay Zim @jay_zimmer]

Can’t believe this is the last time I get to watch this

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

Me hearing that Trump is banning Tik Tok... BUT THEN finding out that he's NOT talking about my favorite Ke$ha song!

[Tao Leigh Goffe, PhD | 道 🐲🌋 @taoleighgoffe]

I finished my PhD at 26. I regret this. Take time off between grad school and undergrad. Live your life. Defer, read, work, explore, party, save, make art, sleep. Don’t rush. Grad school is not the safety net you think it is. The degree will be there when you’re done. Enjoy life!

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Drink for the party you want, not the party you’re at.

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

Johnny Damon almost stole your girl @TomBrady

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Are you trying to tell me a thimble is not made for babies to take shots?

[Kid Now @vannykidnow]

@rhami14 😅😅😅😅

[Kid Now @vannykidnow]

@joleneeekw Needed this thanks Jo 😅💘💘💘

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Humans had a pretty good run.

[connor m @connormiltn]

why is it so awkward walking back after u bowI in bowling

[Ron White @Ron_White]

If you see me driving in my car wearing a mask I’m not being overly paranoid, I just ate sauerkraut.

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

Be honest… when you posted a picture of you and your mom,Is everyone posting the best picture of themselves or the best picture of their mom. BE HONEST. Ive seen some thoughtless photos!! Its her day!!

[Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld]

Jerry Stiller's comedy will live forever.