chris van o

my name is chris van o and i like going on the computer. he/him

[chris van o @vano]

@KamalaHQ hey so this is fucking awful & also what the hell is wrong with you

[chris van o @vano]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who had this thought 😅

[Samus/Daisy 🐶💕 @m1nny_]

you, watching I Saw The TV Glow: Owen burying himself is a metaphor for transitioning into one's authentic self, having to "kill" the life you used to live

me, an intellectual: wow sick dark souls 2 gender change coffin reference!!!

[Puds @havingalaugh]

posting a single "lol" in the groupchat while everyone's riffing

[Dan @dankgdl]

Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts

[Gülce @exitsenses]

you’ll hear the saddest xiu xiu song and it’ll be named like blinky and wee wee or zucchini mikey

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

no way

[SDL @SocDoneLeft]

@kyliebytes

[heck is here @hell__is_here]

I propose a new single-digit number called "greem". It's between 8 and 9

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

Is there anyone out there who’s still really into “culture jamming?” Is there still like one dude out there who’s just convinced if he paints a corpulent Ronald McDonald kissing a crucified mickey mouse wearing nikes he can bring the whole system down?
What’s he up to?

[latke @latkedelrey]

i was trapped in this cycle for years and i may land in it once again someday. i was *never* high. just smoking constantly, doing dabs constantly, chasing my first high. every time i quit i would give up bc i’d get cold sweats, i’d get tremors, puke constantly, unable to eat lmao

[Nelly @BackwoodsGoku]

Asked my girlfriend if I could get this on a shirt and all she said is “You’re 32”??

[fat motorcycle twins truther. theyre not dead @fart]

his hat keeps evolving like a poke mon

[✌🏻🤡 @xboxplaystatio]

I am a tiny man: when my son was born, the doctor handed me to him

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

(kraftwerk voice) das Computer ist Krazy

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the fall of Rome” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some Gauls in the forest

My buddy Phillip pacing: the senate is lying to us

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

i had the thing from skinamarink happen to me last week. scared the hell out of me

[Nicole @Tile3B]

William S. Burroughs and a pumpkin he carved with a hatchet, 1996

[😶‍🌫️ @penishorts]

Hey man, last night when I tearfully asked you if Pinocchio was based on a true story, I was just joking. Can you just keep that between us?