Cucker Tarlson

Here to purge my mind of the dumb thoughts that amuse me by releasing them into the Twitter void

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Who needs to signup for Parler when you can just keep your X account as a bigoted billionaire ruins it?

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@ShahiSwag @grok Grok says go home

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@dccommonsense @DavidGrassmick I guess it would come down to if he did so in his official capacity or not.

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@MattP1Gallagher Exponentially more entertaining than last year’s DRS trains

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@the_zb_ What a wet blanket.

Getting to see dog-fighting and overtaking displays throughout the field is more than welcome.

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@the_zb_ Debby downer take

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@dccommonsense @HardcoreHistory Have at it. It’s good to see some common sense left on here; nevertheless, if you’re sick of the crowd on this enshitified alt-right/porn/ad media app, your thoughts would be welcomed on other social media platforms.

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@its_The_Dr Anakin Skywalker was a talented pilot who helped win the Battle of Naboo. Everyone should remember that and not continue reading.

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@AGPamBondi Oh no—not the sandwiches tossers!

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@MattP1Tommy Are wet tyres real or a myth?

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@RadishHarmers The Xpansion pack just dropped

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@MattP1Tommy If Lance Stroll threw a tantrum after qualifying and injured himself so he couldn’t compete in the race, why not allow a zero rating to stand?

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@MattP1Tommy Should Monaco’s second set of mandated tires be monster truck tires, so cars can drive over intentionally slow drivers?

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@SenMikeLee But, at least in my state, we do elect our judges…

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@F1 The place with fake water & boats and can’t handle any rain without a red flag isn’t a temporary annoyance? Bummer.

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@fredlambert @SnazzyLabs Oh no, it would be a shame if Tesla insurance rates go up because of this… how terrible

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@views09_ People who believed in god and died later: literally everyone

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The enshittification of Twitter/X is complete.

I’m off to where the sky is blue.

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@MBrundleF1 Maybe reconsider finding a nazi free social media since the owner’s sieg heil

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Would rather not live through it, but, on the plus side, I guess it’ll be easier to show conservatives how isolationist and xenophobic policies create economic catastrophes rather than telling them.

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@F1 @LandoNorris Won’t fighting talk get him fined and banned now?