Variational BAE

Stochastic Gradient Dissent

[Variational BAE @variationalBAE]

@maximumentropy0 David Blei proposes the scoreboarding metric for Bayesian techniques: number of Nazis thwarted. #NIPS2017

[Variational BAE @variationalBAE]

Dear Area Chair,

The reviewer dismissed our work as unoriginal extension of existing literature. However we address their specific concern about triviality under ZFC axioms in the Appendix where we introduce many inconsistent contradictions.

Sincerely,
Author

[Dan Roy @roydanroy]

Dear Author,

Your manuscript has now been reviewed. Unfortunately, your results are in the deductive closure of the axioms of ZFC, and so we, regretfully, cannot accept this work on the grounds that it is not sufficiently novel.

Regards,
The Editor

[Variational BAE @variationalBAE]

I will continue posting all my unattended research ideas on Yahoo! Answers until the end

[The Verge @verge]

Yahoo Answers will be shut down forever on May 4th https://t.co/vwbg26b2kM

[Variational BAE @variationalBAE]

@thegautamkamath I’ve since revised my proposal to further simplify authorship precedence: No Authors. Just leave it blank. Submit to arXiv anonymously.

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@thegautamkamath I’ve since revised my proposal to further simplify authorship precedence: No Authors. Just leave it blank. Submit to arXiv anonymously.

[Variational BAE @variationalBAE]

@cjmaddison @roydanroy @ksmeel @neu_rips @ryan_p_adams @DavidDuvenaud My proposal for shared first authorship is both simple and elegant.

Who do I talk to about the official conference style files?

[Variational BAE @variationalBAE]

waking up early tomorrow morning to camp out in the cold so I have a good place in line when the new game stop sell short stop order drops

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https://t.co/cmgjsrpBVh

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For academic inquiries please email me at my institutional address: [email protected]

[Variational BAE @variationalBAE]

As a Twitter Academic I am looking forward to putting a blue check after my many degrees and Verified by Twitter on my CV.

[Developers @XDevelopers]

Academics are one of the biggest groups using the #TwitterAPI to research what’s happening. Their work helps make the world (& Twitter) a better place, and now more than ever, we must enable more of it.
Introducing 🥁 the Academic Research product track!
https://t.co/nOFiGewAV2

[Variational BAE @variationalBAE]

this machine learning kills fascists

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@willknight @neurobongo https://t.co/Y4myjZclST

[Variational BAE @variationalBAE]

I am a deep throat informant with unprecedented and cunning linguistic access to the head of this seal design process and what hummed through their brain was neither oral nor textual but simply:

🇺🇸🐙🤤🍆🦅🧠

[Variational BAE @variationalBAE]

Any patriots interested in joining my new, free-speech first, video-sharing social network KitKotKlan?

[Variational BAE @variationalBAE]

I am a deep throat informant with unprecedented and cunning linguistic access to the head of this seal design process and what hummed through their brain was neither oral nor textual but simply:

🇺🇸🐙🤤🍆🦅🧠

[Will Knight @willknight]

The US National AI Initiative seal: an American eagle wrestling a patriotic octopus inside a neural net.
https://t.co/8p6gp0A04H

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For academic inquiries please email me at my institutional address: [email protected]

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@qberthet @cjmaddison I see you.

[Variational BAE @variationalBAE]

@monjalexander Recommendation letters, like wine, get better with age. Only my best students get a template from the cellar.

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@cjmaddison Just computed the growth rate of my todo list and it's negative too!

1+2+3+4+... = -1/12. Right?

[Variational BAE @variationalBAE]

@alexandredrouin @KDziugaite “Cantata Chiquita” sung with the cadence of “Shakira Shakira” of the 2000’s masterpiece Hips Don't Lie by Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean.

[Variational BAE @variationalBAE]

@fhuszar @WiMLworkshop Like reinforcement learning my memes and claims are only rewarded once in a while.

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@gwern

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Neural Ordinary Differential Equations has been on arxiv for 2 months and still no ODE-GAN? Is this what AI winter feels like?

[Variational BAE @variationalBAE]

Minecraft redstone computers can implement @lexfridman's 1-5.

https://t.co/RzYYt7O7oh

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

If you had to live inside a video game world for the rest of your life, which would you choose? My top 5 are:
1. Elder Scrolls
2. Zelda
3. Red Dead Redemption
4. Factorio & SimCity
5. Sims (aka real life)

[Dan Roy @roydanroy]

WHAT THE HELL IS THE RUSH MAKING THESE DAMN NEURIPS VIDEOS?!

Do they have to age in a video cellar somewhere?