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@fns is my main

[VArsenal @varteta_]

@Themalvisobi @MooreRMFC 5 assists in 12 chances is a mad ratio. It means the attack is great.
In comparison, Bruno Fernandes had to create 100 chances to get 21 assists and still had most of his assists from set pieces.

[VArsenal @varteta_]

Don’t ever comment on football again. Idiots like these should not be allowed to watch the beautiful game.

[🇦🇷 @edgeandgonee]

Prime for prime, Neymar is better than every player who has ever played or will ever play in the premier league.

[VArsenal @varteta_]

They faced each other in the champions league this season.

Saliba pocketed Harry Kane while Upamecano got ran through by a defensive midfielder playing striker.

[Mupa 🇫🇷 @mupalad]

its funny how everyone in france agrees that upamecano is the possibly greatest french cb oat and then we have arsenal fans who are making everything about „saliba“😭😭

[VArsenal @varteta_]

@AliceTalksFooty Lmao. United behaving like Spurs. What have these lot come to

[VArsenal @varteta_]

@terryflewers Lol neither Caicedo nor Enzo are one of the best at both and you are saying this dude is. Then he should be 100mil himself.
Stop saying nonsense just coz you are linked to him.

[VArsenal @varteta_]

Lmao. He isn’t 150mil. He is 150mil + 600-700k a week. Breaks every single financial structure we have in place.
Probably also wrecks our next 2-3 years of transfer budget too.

We are not state owned. We have money but we still gotta be smart.

[HarveyDiamonds @HarveyDiamonds]

I need Arsenal to sign Vinicius Junior this summer. One transfer to fix all of our attacking issues and elevates us to an unbeatable level.

All parties win in this scenario as well - Madrid get £150m to reinvest in the squad, Arsenal get their superstar attacker & Vini gets to shine in a new environment under Arteta.

This is THE guy, no one comes close to his quality level: #AFC

[VArsenal @varteta_]

The issue with Vini isn’t 150mil or whatever he might cost. It is his wages. Real Madrid think those demands are not worth it. What makes you think 150 mil + those wages are worth it to Arsenal?

He isn’t worth 600-700k a week + 150mil. He would break our budget for years to come

[The Football Era @Footballera0]

Arsenal, wake up!!

Cut the Alvarez nonsense. If you want a £150m-worth superstar attacker who genuinely elevates the team, it’s Vini Jr.

Vini + Rogers as the attacking signings would take Arsenal’s attack to best-in-Europe levels.

An attacking collection of Vini, Saka, Rogers, Gyökeres, Havertz, and Eze is a proper UCL-winning attack.

[VArsenal @varteta_]

He was not in a fight. He was in a beatdown.

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

🚨 Ilia Topuria's physical trainer, Jesus Gallo, provided an update on Ilia's recovery

He says we could see Ilia return as early as December 2026 👀

"Day by day he already looks like a completely different person... He looks like he wasn't even in a fight, honestly. All the swelling in his face has gone down, every type of bruising he had.

What the doctor told us was that within 6 to 8 weeks, it should heal properly, especially because there was no displaced fracture. After that, for him to start wrestling again, to start doing things again, it'll take a little while for it to really solidify there. I think we're talking about at least 2 to 3 months, easily.

If you saw us in a rematch or in a fight, it would be toward the end of the year, December. Who knows? We'll see."

(via @jorgeebro)

[VArsenal @varteta_]

@AFC_Monty_ You are criminally undervaluing our players. Odegaard and Gyok at least 80

[VArsenal @varteta_]

@FabrizioRomano @LukeEdwardsTele Funny thing is that this is the most clout this dude Luke is ever gonna get

[VArsenal @varteta_]

@WestHam_Central They take a shit on west ham.

[VArsenal @varteta_]

@TrollTouchline Fuck yes we are unbearable.

[VArsenal @varteta_]

@themagic_tophat We didn’t win the league 22 years ago. We won the league 10 days ago.

[VArsenal @varteta_]

This is a one sided rivalry. Only Liverpool fans think it is a rivalry while Read Madrid fans look at them like fodder

[AGT @alexgildeatrott]

Konate joining our biggest European rivals on a free again is a joke when you consider the club have been trying to negotiate a new contract since November 2023. How did that not get sorted? Especially after his interviews in the latter stages of the season! Was a great player for Liverpool for 5.5 years, it’s unfortunate he hasn’t got a decent send off too but now he plays for them he’s gonna have to holdat 🤬

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[VArsenal @varteta_]

@AliceTalksFooty Barca believe Gordon is worth 70 mil and Rashford is not worth 26 mil.
Hope that clears it.

[VArsenal @varteta_]

@markgoldbridge Gordon is worth 80 mil. Rashford is not worth 25 mil.

I hope that clears it

[VArsenal @varteta_]

@philbarbercpfc @PalaceReport @Palace120462 He is the greatest Crystal Palace manager ever. You will miss him when you get relegated next year.

[VArsenal @varteta_]

6 good months and United fans behave like this.

People forget that Bruno was on the field against Grimsby. Don’t fall for the recency bias.

Let’s not insult winners by comparing them to Bruno.

[Terry Flewers @terryflewers]

I wouldn’t swap Bruno Fernandes for a single player on this list.

[VArsenal @varteta_]

During our Europa League days, I saw Robbie and other AFTV guys travel to Ukraine for a fixture.
Ukraine was under Martial Law at that time and the temps were around-30C mark and these guys were there on the ground.
These guys deserved this.

Champions!

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

Emotional Robbie after Arsenal Winning The League! 🥹

#AFTV #Arsenal #PremierLeague