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[freak @vaselineCA]

@bonusholebarbie I've been there too king 🫡🫡

[Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @itslittletunny]

-Got selfies banned at old job
-Made a man rage delete his okcupid
-worked at toys r us which is now out of business, coincidence much?
-slept through an award ceremony of which I was guest of honor & supposed to speak at
-watched a woman throw her baby down a slide to spite me

[Philippa Rice @PhilippaRice]

I finally finished this big crochet project

[wint @dril]

my billionaire friends smoking in an alleyway with leather jackets and slicked back hair trying to peer pressure me into doing pedophile sex

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

Ngl I don’t care what context it’s in I’m just not ready to look at these guys right now

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

I pee and I shit and sometimes, when the mood is right, I cum